Steakhouse

Quality Eats

Quality Eats

Quality Eats is kind of what mid-level New York eating is all about. It qualifies as a steakhouse because of the steak on its menu,…

Ruth’s Chris

Ruth’s Chris

To be honest, we’re still a little confused about the name of this joint. I mean, if Mr. Hipster’s mom started a steakhouse would she…

Minetta Tavern

Minetta Tavern (II)

I had only been to this joint once in my life. And I recall it being dark and shabby and somewhat on the depressing, retirement…

Dylan Prime

[CLOSED] To call this place a steakhouse is a real misnomer. Granted, they serve steak and stuff, but the atmosphere couldn’t further from that stuffy…

Dan Maxwell’s Grill

Dan Maxwell’s Grill

[CLOSED] This is the closest the UES gets to a legit steakhouse. Normally that wouldn’t be saying much, but Dan Maxwell’s is certainly worth the…

Craftsteak

Craftsteak

[CLOSED] is now: Colicchio & Sons If you looked up “overpriced meat joint” in the dictionary, you’d find a photo of Tom Colicchio rolling naked in…

Cité

Cité

[CLOSED] One word of advice: don’t order a drink while waiting at the bar for your table — a gin & tonic is $10 and…

Churrascaria Plataforma

Churrascaria Plataforma

Who wouldn’t be thrilled with the promise of all-you-can-eat meat (aside from those pesky vegans, vegetarians, PETA members, Hindus, etc.)? Well, those Brazilians certainly have…

7Square

7Square

[CLOSED] The night we showed up for a party here we were greeted by a couple dudes sporting some serious plumber cracks. They were there…