Steakhouse

Keens Steakhouse

Keens Steakhouse

Shouldn't it be Keen's Steakhouse, like with a possessive 's'? And who is this Keen dude? And why is he so obsessed with oldie timey churchwarden pipes? Like ob...
Quality Eats

Quality Eats

Quality Eats is kind of what mid-level New York eating is all about. It qualifies as a steakhouse because of the steak on its menu, but it certainly wouldn't be...
Old Homestead Steakhouse

Old Homestead Steakhouse

I made a wee bit of an error with this place. I looked at the sign outside and the name and just kind of assumed the inside would match both. I imagined an old-...
Minetta Tavern

Minetta Tavern (II)

I had only been to this joint once in my life. And I recall it being dark and shabby and somewhat on the depressing, retirement home side. No wonder Keith McNal...
7Square

7Square

The night we showed up for a party here we were greeted by a couple dudes sporting some serious plumber cracks. They were there drilling out the old locks o...
Craftsteak

Craftsteak

became: Colicchio & Sons If you looked up "overpriced meat joint" in the dictionary, you'd find a photo of Tom Colicchio rolling naked in a giant pile o...
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Dylan Prime

To call this place a steakhouse is a real misnomer. Granted, they serve steak and stuff, but the atmosphere couldn't further from that stuffy genre than Fel...
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Les Halles – Park Avenue

The evening here got off to a strange start. The bar somehow ran out of liquid containers, and we were served our eight-dollar beers in what amounted to sma...
Heartland Brewery and Chophouse

Heartland Brewery & Chop House

This must be the fancy version of the crappy smelling joint in Union Square. Why else the chop house moniker? Yeah, we know it's the same place, but it hardly s...
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse

Ruth’s Chris

To be honest, we're still a little confused about the name of this joint. I mean, if Mr. Hipster's mom started a steakhouse would she call it Adrienne's Mike? W...
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Angelo & Maxie’s Steakhouse

Are you a cigar-chomping carnivore? Do you like your women in skirts and your bars made of wood and brass? Are you an old fashioned, clogged-artery trog...
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Dan Maxwell’s Grill

This is the closest the UES gets to a legit steakhouse. Normally that wouldn't be saying much, but Dan Maxwell's is certainly worth the trip. Not only does th...
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Peter Luger Steak House

Welcome to the Citizen Kane of the New York steak world. There are so many good steak houses out there, but this is the place that every New Yorker swears by--i...
Churrascaria Plataforma

Churrascaria Plataforma

Who wouldn't be thrilled with the promise of all-you-can-eat meat (aside from those pesky vegans, vegetarians, PETA members, Hindus, etc.)? Well, those Brazilia...
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Cité

One word of advice: don't order a drink while waiting at the bar for your table -- a gin & tonic is $10 and you won't need it after sitting down for the r...