Così Sandwich Bar (Union Square) August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Cosí, the sandwich of champions. Well, more like the sandwich of yuppies and worker bees. Granted, this...
Knitting Factory August 4, 2001[CLOSED at this location] If you are a fan of jazz or cool alternative music, then you have...
Zarela August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Wow! The negative reviews for this place have been rolling in. Charges of food poisoning, one hour...
Etou August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Et tu Etou? Yet another new contender in the UES sushi war–vying for the almighty yuppie dollar...
Billy’s (S)topless August 4, 2001[CLOSED] You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Ben Kenobi quotes aside, you...
Telephone Bar and Grill August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Theme restaurants are weird. You got your WWF joint and your ESPN Zone, which are just flat out...
Mary Ann’s (Upper East Side) August 4, 2001[CLOSED] It’s always amazing how people flock to mediocre Mexican places, despite the crowds, the so-so food and...
Apple Restaurant & Bom Bar August 4, 2001[CLOSED] First off, what the hell is a bom bar? I think it means schizophrenic in Thai or...
John’s Pizzeria Eastside August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Just like its West Side counterpart, John’s UES restaurant features a more upscale dining experience than the...
John’s Pizzeria Westside August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Again, exactly the same incredible pizza as the other John’s, but with that UWS feel. As is...
Panorama Cafe August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Hello, I’m Eurotrash, party of six. Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be another annoying subspecies...
Annie’s August 4, 2001[CLOSED] There are some places in Manhattan that can only exist on the Upper East Side. Annie’s is...
Raccoon Lodge (Upper West Side) August 4, 2001[CLOSED] We’re not quite sure who told New York bar owners that New Yorkers like cowboy stuff, but...
First August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Sticking to the old East Village adage that naming your place after the street on which it’s...
The Duplex August 4, 2001Look, we know what you’re thinking–first they review Hell and now Duplex? Has Mr. Hipster gone all funny...
Annie Moore’s August 4, 2001Catching a train to Westchester or Connecticut? Wear a suit and have a penchant for military haircuts? Then...
El Teddy’s August 4, 2001[CLOSED] If you haven’t been in El Teddy’s, you’ve probably walked by it and wondered what the hell...
The Big Easy August 4, 2001[CLOSED] We didn’t think it was possible to get more sad than the Dapper Dog–then came The Quiet...