Federico’s Bistro Italiano February 10, 2003[CLOSED] There is nothing more disappointing to me than bad chicken parmesan. It’s one of my favorite things...
Katz’s Deli February 10, 2003This place is an institution. Coincidently, the place is run by a bunch of lunatics. They have this...
Famous Famiglia Pizza (Upper East Side) February 10, 2003Pizza: there’s no better food in the world when you’re in a complete stupor. I’m talking less about...
Afghan Kebab House #1 February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Despite Mr. Bush’s hatred for the Afghan people, we love their food! Little known fact: ‘kebab’ is...
Famous Famiglia Pizza (Times Square – North) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Ambiance is not this place’s strong suit. Not that we expect anything approximation a fine dining experience...
Uncle Nick’s on 9th Ave February 10, 2003[CLOSED] No, not that Uncle Nick. He’s still serving ten to twelve in Joliet for trading juvenile “erotica”...
Mammalinda February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Despite the fact the staff’s English is about as good as my Spanish, I actually managed to...
Cabana February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Hooray for “nuevo Latino” food. I’m quite sure that translates to “I’m ignoring the ridiculously high fat...
Luigi’s Pizza February 10, 2003[CLOSED] There really is no such thing as a light meal at Luigi’s. Even things that purport to...
Seaport Cafe February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Calling this place a cafe is like calling a shit sandwich a meal. I believe they actually...
Burger King (Midtown West) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Do you think the Burger King inherited his throne or took it by force? The guy doesn’t...
Bar Nine February 10, 2003By Jove I think they’ve got it. A decent mix of young and old, traditional and trendy, pub...
Banshee Pub February 10, 2003[CLOSED] From the group that brought you Trinity Pub, comes another one of those places that just inspires...
50 Cent: Get Rich or Die Tryin’ February 7, 2003I gotta admit that I really don’t get this stuff. I mean the guy had like one good...
Everything Is Illuminated February 1, 2003I can’t stand how scary talented this guy is. How does a guy in his early twenties write...