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    ESPN Zone

    [CLOSED] Warning: if you feel a headache coming on, avoid getting anywhere near this joint (in fact, avoid...
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    Kingdom 48

    [CLOSED] Oh the monotony! Seriously, what is the deal with mediocre Chinese food? What’s with the half-assed attempt...
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    Ernie’s

    [CLOSED] It is, and always has been, our opinion that Italian restaurants should be small, intimate places with...
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    Void

    [CLOSED] As a cinema studies minor, I took a lot of classes in the visual arts college at...
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    DT-UT

    [CLOSED] This place is every kiddy-toucher’s dream. Wall to wall junior high girls flock to DT-UT to drink...
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    Yura & Company

    [CLOSED] The average age of the crowd at Yura varies somewhere between 70 and six feet under. With...
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    Subway (Carnegie Hill)

    [CLOSED] Oh Jared, wherefore art thou Jared? My guess is that he’s at McDonald’s right now filling his...
    Taco Today

    Taco Today

    [CLOSED] Mmm, Chinese Mexican food. As most people in New York have come to know over the years,...
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    Polly Esther’s

    [CLOSED] Kill me. Kill me now. As if living through the seventies wasn’t bad enough, now we need...
    Punch

    Punch

    [CLOSED] Oooh, I love clowns! Not really. Unfortunately for 99% of the population, there is nothing more repulsive...
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    America

    [CLOSED] Many have likened eating a meal in America to chowing down in an airplane hangar. This is...
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    Al’s

    [CLOSED] An actual conversation with a bouncer at Al’s: Me: “So, do you guys get all the games...
    Alphabet Lounge

    Alphabet Lounge

    [CLOSED] What do you get when you mix pretension and utter lameness? Hello Alphabet Lounge. How about a...
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    Mangia – 48th Street

    [CLOSED] Ah, Mangia, the name that is on the tip of lunching ladies’ and executive assistants’ tongues everywhere....
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    Three Guys Restaurant

    [CLOSED] I’ll have the clams casino to start and the rack of lamb for my main course. Seriously,...