El Burrito Box September 26, 2005This was one of those serendipitous finds that make you realize that you haven’t been to like two...
The Irish Rogue September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I’m always a little skeptical of Irish pubs that feel the need to actually put the word...
Korjan April 9, 2005[CLOSED] It’s Japanese. It’s Korean. It’s both, yet the Korean gets completely short-changed on the awning. It’s a...
Tartare April 9, 2005[CLOSED] You know, with a little Crest, one can really rid oneself of this problem. Ooh, the ‘e’...
Bull Moose Saloon April 9, 2005[CLOSED] I swear this place was closed the first couple of times I thought about going in. The...
Caribbean Spice February 7, 2005[CLOSED] Why are those Jamaican animals such sons-of-bitches? I mean you have your jerk chicken, jerk goat… What?...
TA Cocina January 20, 2005[CLOSED] Tijuana Authority? Tasty Apps? Taco Ass (the worst of all afflictions)? Actually, I think it’s some fancy-schmancy,...
L’Allergria Ristorante December 15, 2004[CLOSED] Um, uh, yeah, so I think I, um, had some chicken parmesan or something here. Obviously this...
Daisy May’s BBQ December 15, 2004[CLOSED] How we even found this place is beyond me. After trekking to the outer-limits of the Isle...
Siberia December 15, 2004[CLOSED] Apparently this place used to be down in the subway station. Somehow they’ve managed to move it...
India House December 15, 2004[CLOSED] Does having some lukewarm slop in three warming trays constitute a restaurant? In fact, do restaurants generally...
Westway Diner December 15, 2004I’ve had too many drunken diner experiences to count. I’ve recounted some of them here, but there’s always...
Mariachi Mexico II October 21, 2004[CLOSED] For some odd reason there seems to be a Mexican enclave over on Tenth Ave between forty...
Nook October 21, 2004[CLOSED] An apt name, no doubt. Utilizing one of the many closet-like spaces on Ninth Avenue, Nook provides...
West Side Cottage II June 10, 2004[CLOSED] West Side Cottage Too? Haha, very clever–now clean up the damn roach that’s sitting by my new...
Pomodoro June 10, 2004This place is pretty basic. You have your soups, sandwiches and a few salads. Along with this normal...
Pita Grill (Hell’s Kitchen) June 10, 2004[CLOSED] I spell Pita Grill d-i-s-a-p-p-o-i-n-t-m-e-n-t. No matter how many times I try to like this place, I...
The Coffee Pot June 10, 2004[CLOSED] I have a coworker who once called the Coffee Pot’s soup “the worst swill I have ever...
