The Delta Grill August 6, 2003[CLOSED] How everyone in Louisiana doesn’t weigh 8,000 pounds is beyond me. Their food is devoid of greenery...
Cafe Brasil August 6, 2003[CLOSED] This little Brazilian joint had fewer customers than the Jonestown Second Annual Family Reunion and Barbeque. And...
O’Flaherty’s Ale House August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Come one; come all to the God awful fakery that is O’Flaherty’s. There’s just something about an...
Golden Chicken & Ribs August 6, 2003[CLOSED] There are some places that really shouldn’t have tables in them–places not fit for human eat-in consumption....
Bali Nusa Indah August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Funny thing Indonesian food. It’s not quite Chinese or Thai or Japanese or Vietnamese or even Indian–it’s...
Mercury Bar – Westside August 6, 2003Mercury Bar has a fresh feel to it. I’m not really sure what that means, but the joint...
Mee Noodle Shop – Hell’s Kitchen August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Mee Noodle is a big sweaty house of noodley fun. Chinese guys with rusty strainers perspire over...
Dakshin April 1, 2003[CLOSED] We’re not quite sure what an “Indian bistro” is (it’s printed on Dakshin’s awnings), but we’re willing...
Mama Mia 44sw April 1, 2003Cheap Italian food in the Theater District should be a hot commodity. After all, who has the time...
44 & X April 1, 2003Are you thin, neat, over thirty and single? No, I’m not lookin’ for a special friend, I’m telling...
Little Saigon April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Voted least likely to cause flashbacks and uncontrollable shaking in your average PTSD Vietnam vet amongst Hell’s...
Azuri Cafe April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Dare I call him the falafel nazi? No, that would be both ironic and offensive considering the...
West Side Sushi April 1, 2003[CLOSED] First, this place needs to clean the bird shit off of its awning. There’s nothing that primes...
Thai Basil February 10, 2003[CLOSED] I seem to recall reading an article that essentially said if I eat enough Thai food, I’ll...
Ariana Afghan Kebab House February 10, 2003Kebabs kebabs everywhere and not a drop to drink. Yeah, the guy serving us was slow with the...
Bengal Express February 10, 2003[CLOSED] I love how some foreign food joints need to dumb down their names in order to...
Puttanesca February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Yes, there are many Italian restaurants in NYC. So many, in fact, that they all seem to...
Afghan Kebab House #1 February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Despite Mr. Bush’s hatred for the Afghan people, we love their food! Little known fact: ‘kebab’ is...
