Spitzer’s Corner October 1, 2008[CLOSED] This joint is like a dream–a dream in which you have to wait an hour for a...
Stanton Public August 26, 2008[CLOSED] How often do you go to a bar where the bartender could confuse one one-legged man loitering...
Festival Mexicano Restaurant March 31, 2008[CLOSED] Quality on a sober scale, it rates no higher than your average Chevy’s. To all of you out...
Sweet Paradise Lounge March 10, 2008[CLOSED] It’s kind of like going to drink in Harry Potter’s storage closet under the stairs. Yeah, that’s...
Brown Café March 10, 2008[CLOSED] I think I sat on a stump or something at this joint. Or maybe it was some...
Dark Room October 26, 2007[CLOSED] Dark Room whispers in my ear. It says thing like, “you’re already drunk; why not spend some...
The Whiskey Ward October 26, 2007[CLOSED] A pool table, a jukebox and good beer on tap. It’s like the best opening line ever...
Casanis October 26, 2007[CLOSED] Honestly, what do I know about French food? I went to Paris once and all I ended...
151 May 4, 2007[CLOSED] After I finished inking my tag,¡bobloblawlawblog!, on the subterranean door, I peaked my head inside the tiny,...
The Magician March 7, 2007Poof! You’re a sucky bar. We’re honestly not really sure what’s going on here. This place feels so...
Schiller’s Liquor Bar March 7, 2007[CLOSED] Yes, I know it’s a formula, but for me it never gets old. Of course sticking the...
Mercury Lounge September 7, 2006Somehow I’d never seen a show here in all my time in NYC. I’ve also never been to...
Suba May 15, 2006[CLOSED] Generally eating dinner in a dungeon would be an unpleasant experience. You have the rats and the...
Motor City Bar May 15, 2006[CLOSED] I could just as soon fix a space shuttle as I could an automobile. Lifting the hood...
Iggy’s Keltic Lounge May 15, 2006The fact that this place is in any way related to the ”ugliest place on earth” is both...
Cafe Charbon January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Grenade! Sorry, I just felt like saying that for some reason. Maybe it’s because this joint resembles...
Spill September 26, 2005[CLOSED] The only thing this place succeeded in doing was making me want to ”spill” my dinner all...
The SKINny September 26, 2005I love when bars try to fit in the name of the city they’re in into the name...
