Bar Food

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Manchester Pub

We here at The Survey don't know much about British football culture. We've seen it firsthand in London, and we're honestly a little put off by the male/fem...
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Boat Basin Cafe

I can't help but feel like an extra from Gladiator standing in this joint. Stepping below West End Avenue into this ring of stone and concrete is kind of li...
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Pioneer Bar

I'm a little torn on this one, as it was me and the Mrs. who brought our friends to this joint for a night of drinking to our being shoved out our mothers' ...
Broome Street Bar

Broome Street Bar

In the land of the lounge, the Broome Street Bar is a nice respite. There's no velvet rope, and most of the clientele look well-fed. Jeans are the norm (with th...
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ESPN Zone

Warning: if you feel a headache coming on, avoid getting anywhere near this joint (in fact, avoid the entire neighborhood.) While it's been a few years since ...
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Ship of Fools

If this were 1991, we would call this place Ship of Tools. Actually, we would probably still be calling it by its former incarnation, Easy Street. The name ...
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Kelly’s

My god, make the boredom stop! Something, anything. When people mention words like generic, derivative and horribly dull, Kelly's immediately comes to mind....
The Gin Mill

The Gin Mill

Aah, those first couple of post-college years spent drinking Bud Light at 4 AM on Thursday nights... Ah, the days when wearing your "good" hat constituted forma...
Jake's Dilemma

Jake’s Dilemma

The old joke goes that Jake's only dilemma is that he can't get any chicks into his bar. Seriously, what self-respecting yuppie UWS woman would want to drag her...
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The Back Page

Formerly The Polo Grounds and Entourage, this place is still run by a bunch of inept imbeciles. Unfortunately, this does nothing to keep the hordes of wing-st...
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Belmont Lounge

One can tell the owners of this joint are just waiting for the day when Uma Thurman or Kevin Spacey walk through the door and finally give legitimacy to the c...
Down the Hatch

Down the Hatch

The king of NYC college dive bars, "claustrophobic and stinky" are the two most common words uttered when speaking about this "shithole." "Fucked up drunk" are ...
Off the Wagon

Off the Wagon

The only memorable thing about this place is the foosball table -- and the fact nobody can remember where it is. Maybe that's testament to the many pitchers of ...