Margaritas

Maracas

Maracas

Way back in the day there was a small, small man who bore an uncanny resemblance to a once mighty, yet utterly despicable, leader of the great nation of Ger...
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Ixta

Mr. Mxyzptlk, are you there? Boy have we found the place for you. Better not call Bizarro Superman and The Scarecrow to tell 'em where to meet, as uttering ...
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Tortilla Flats

Imagine, if you will, a drunken, adult version of Chuck E. Cheese's in which you're the main attraction. Yes, it's your turn to make a complete ass of yoursel...
Tio Pepe

Tio Pepe

Arrrriba! Sorry, I have to start all my horrendous Spanish/Mexican reviews with some trite Spanish cliché. It's a problem, and I'll work on it (look for my tone...
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Mexican Radio

Let's just start this off by saying that Mexican food is almost always a crowd pleaser. Very rarely will you get a "no" when suggesting the tantalizing flav...
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Tequilaville

The only mass-produced Mexican food that's really worth anything is Taco Bell. Period. Along comes Tequilaville, where flavor goes to die. Do you like your ...
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El Teddy’s

If you haven't been in El Teddy's, you've probably walked by it and wondered what the hell was going on inside. The exterior features "Teddy's" spelled out ...
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Mo’s Caribbean

We always found it weird that spring break bars in Mexico and any other tropical locale feel the need to recreate the outside atmosphere inside. In other wo...
Maz Mezcal

Maz Mezcal

Another thing we thought we'd never see: expensive Mexican food. Usually, in order to justify higher prices for what used to be cheap grub, restaurateurs would ...
Caliente Cab Co.

Caliente Cab Co.

Addendum After the Giuliani no-fun machine got ahold of the all-you-can-drink specials in the mid and late nineties, the Caliente margarita brunch went from u...
El Rio Grande

El Rio Grande

Have you ever been to one of those places where it just smells like a fight is brewing? Maybe it's the thirty guys crowded around the bar ogling the three secre...