Uncle Nick’s on 9th Ave February 10, 2003[CLOSED] No, not that Uncle Nick. He’s still serving ten to twelve in Joliet for trading juvenile “erotica”...
Mammalinda February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Despite the fact the staff’s English is about as good as my Spanish, I actually managed to...
Bar Nine February 10, 2003By Jove I think they’ve got it. A decent mix of young and old, traditional and trendy, pub...
Pam Real Thai December 12, 2002[CLOSED] Beware of the frauds out there, this is the real thing–or so they’d have you believe. If...
Marseille December 12, 2002Ah, the French. They make those cool new wave films. They have that whole “joie de vie” thing....
Lemon Tree Cafe December 12, 2002[CLOSED] The only tree within 100 yards of this place is a urine-soaked, dog-fertilized, scraggly, barren thing that...
El Azteca Mexican Restaurant October 14, 2002[CLOSED] We’re sick of telling you that we didn’t try the food at Mexican restaurants. Well, not to...
Arriba Arriba – West Side October 14, 2002The morons in this place wouldn’t let us sit at a table without ordering food. The bar is...
Vynl October 14, 2002[CLOSED] Yes, it may sound like an S&M club in the meat packing district, but names can be...
Don Giovanni (Hell’s Kitchen) October 14, 2002Everyone loves brick oven pizzas. Don Giovanni makes ’em. Do they make them great? Not so much. They’re...
Hallo Berlin Express October 14, 2002[CLOSED] Sausage, sausage everywhere and not a sub to sink. Vague, obtuse WWII references aside, you can’t argue...
Chanpen October 14, 2002[CLOSED] Thai food is underrated. It doesn’t have the uniformity that Chinese food does. Americans like their food...
Georgio’s Country Grill October 14, 2002[CLOSED] Affectionately referred to as “the diner” by local worker bees, Georgio’s takes the Greek diner concept one...
Deacon Brodie’s October 14, 2002This isn’t the place you want to come if you’re looking for a wife. In fact, this isn’t...
Jezebel October 14, 2002[CLOSED] Mr. Hipster knows about as much about Southern food as the Pope knows about making a marriage...
Burritoville (Hell’s Kitchen) October 14, 2002[CLOSED] Burritos like lead pipes. Quesadillas dripping with iridescent orange grease. Chips that could stain their way out...
Saigon Fun October 14, 2002[CLOSED] “Not so fun, really,” is the oft-used quip about this Hell’s Kitchen Vietnamese joint. “The food would...
Island Burgers & Shakes October 14, 2002[CLOSED] Admittedly, we have tried neither the burgers nor the shakes at Island Burgers & Shakes. Normally that...
