Kabul Cafe February 5, 2004[CLOSED] I won’t lie, I looked around to make sure there weren’t a couple white guys in sunglasses...
Seeda Thai February 5, 2004[CLOSED] For some reason I have a feeling this place doesn’t do a ton of business. Granted, there...
Burger Joint February 5, 2004Talk about oddball, this is one of The Survey’s top entries. Tucked away behind a curtain in the...
Roy Rogers (Midtown West) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Horrendous doesn’t even begin to describe the food they serve up at this so-called restaurant. Flaccid fries,...
Bombay Masala August 6, 2003[CLOSED] The sign outside Bombay Masala claims it is the “Oldest Indian Restaurant in the U.S.A.” An interesting...
Pax Wholesome Foods (Midtown West) August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Pax’s sign claims they have “wholesome foods.” If wholesome is a euphemism for tasteless, then I guess...
Pick-a-Bagel (Midtown West) August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Um, you can like pick bagels at this place. They serve eggs and stuff, and the occasional...
St. Andrews August 6, 2003[CLOSED] If the phrase “if it’s not Scottish, it’s crap” is to be taken seriously, then by the...
Hard Rock Cafe August 6, 2003[CLOSED at this location] So, we decided to go to a theme restaurant… and we ran smack-dab into...
Roseland Ballroom August 6, 2003[CLOSED] We’ve been here for tons of concerts over the years. This is one of the biggest–if not...
Judge Roy Bean April 1, 2003[Note: This version of JRB closed, but it still exists at this location, but as a way classier-looking...
Zenith Vegetarian Cuisine April 1, 2003[CLOSED] A strange little man hands you your menu and, barely above a whisper, asks you if you’d...
Benihana Japanese Steakhouse April 1, 2003Throw a shrimp in your hat–it’s Benihana! If you haven’t been to one of these Japanese steakhouses, you...
Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Midtown West) April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Oh Ray, your pizza is divine. You are New York. You’re everywhere, yet you’re nowhere. You’re like...
Luigi’s Pizza February 10, 2003[CLOSED] There really is no such thing as a light meal at Luigi’s. Even things that purport to...
Burger King (Midtown West) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Do you think the Burger King inherited his throne or took it by force? The guy doesn’t...
Belly Delly Deli December 12, 2002[CLOSED] All hail the mighty salad bar! No, don’t sneeze on it, hail it! Why do we care...
Schlotzsky’s December 12, 2002[CLOSED] There’s something perverse about a “deli” being a public company (Nasdaq: BUNZ), let alone being sold on...
