Point Break NYC October 15, 2018[CLOSED] How in the ever loving hell could there be two bars in NYC that relate to a...
P.J. Carney’s September 14, 2012Apparently this joint has been around for a really long time. Its Home Depot, rote Irish pub decor...
Whiskey Trader July 2, 2012The outside of this joint always makes me a little sad. It kind of looks like the outside...
Bay Leaf Indian Brasserie January 15, 2012[CLOSED] Now part of: Benihana I guess the suits need a place to gorge themselves on Indian buffet....
Pazza Notte November 16, 2011Rumor has it that there is food and shit served in this joint. I have my doubts. The...
Má Pêche September 30, 2011[CLOSED] Apparently this dude David Chang is some sort of famous guy or something. Ok, famous in the...
Angelo’s Pizza (57th St.) August 7, 2011Brick oven pizza is like what I imagine crack is like to, well, a crack addict. I’ve honestly...
Mo’Men Halal Food March 12, 2011This poor cart always seems to be surrounded by Manhattan turmoil. My last visit (pictured left) finds our...
Printon 56 July 19, 2010I can’t even count the number of times I’ve stood before a glass case at one of these...
Cucina Gourmet October 26, 2007[CLOSED] Is the word “cocina” Italian or Spanish? Sure, go ahead and make fun of my terrible ignorance,...
Joe’s Shanghai – Uptown June 30, 2007[CLOSED] While Chinese food may be the draw at this midtown eatery, it is Joe’s miraculous optical illusion...
Global Kitchen June 24, 2007If I owned this joint, I’d call it Bitchin’ Kitchen! That might turn people off, and belie my...
Hudson Library Bar November 15, 2006[CLOSED] If the library at my university or high school looked anything like this joint, maybe I would...
Cafe Spice (Midtown West) November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Nostalgia is a bitch. I used to eat at Cafe Spice’s NYU location on a weekly basis...
Chipotle – Bryant Park September 7, 2006Trying to get into this place for lunch is like moseying on over to the bread line in...
Café Metro (Midtown West) May 15, 2006It’s like a Café Metro on steroids. It has a large outdoor space that is like right there...
Digby’s Cafe May 15, 2006[CLOSED] For some reason this joint reminds me of that weird, bi-polar mind-child cartoon, Ziggy. That or the...
Osteria Stella May 15, 2006[CLOSED] Tainted. A very apropos adjective to start off a review that stems from a work event. There’s...