Bryant Park Grill May 15, 2006Despite the fact all humans are Homo sapiens, I often find myself surprised that I share even an...
Topaz January 14, 2006Cheap Thai. You gotta love that combination. Subterranean cheap Thai. Less good, but still okay if you’re desperate...
Nation January 14, 2006[CLOSED] There seems to be a lot of these Midtown bars that are kind of faceless in the...
Red Garlic September 26, 2005[CLOSED] You won’t be surprised to know that most of the dishes at this Thai seafood joint have...
Subway (Midtown West 2) April 9, 2005I’ve never taken a tally, but I’d be willing to bet there is one Subway for every eight...
New World Grill April 9, 2005[CLOSED] This place hardly qualifies as a restaurant. It’s not that the food is bad or anything, but...
The Irish Pub April 9, 2005Well, it is Irish. We know this because we heard at least two U2 songs as we drank...
Blockheads (Midtown West) February 7, 2005[CLOSED] In the low-rent world of Mexican food, I suppose this could qualify as upscale. Now, that’s comparing...
Patsy’s Italian Restaurant February 7, 2005Apparently being old school allows you to jack up your prices. If Tony Bennett, that whore, has dined...
Momo Sushi December 15, 2004[CLOSED] Isn’t Momo the name of a mime or a chimp or something? Maybe I’m thinking of Coco,...
KFC (Midtown West) October 21, 2004[CLOSED] To think that a large section of America thinks of this shit as food is an insult...
Z Deli October 18, 2004You ain’t gonna see any linen napkins at this joint. Know why? There ain’t any tables. At this...
Olympic Diner August 6, 2004[CLOSED] Do you like your lunch with a side of angry? Well, you’ll certainly get your fill when...
Ranch 1 (Midtown West) June 10, 2004[CLOSED] The crown jewel of the Ranch 1 franchise, this location–right next to Letterman’s Late Show–is front and...
Terra Italian Ristorante February 5, 2004[CLOSED] I’ve never been a fan of the hard sell. If I’m browsing, I don’t need some damn...
Teriyaki Boy (Midtown West) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Excuse me, would you like some chicken with your cartilage? Although this is not a real option...
Cancun Restaurant February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Well, they have the authentic Mexico smell down. If you’ve ever been there, you know what I...
Subway (Midtown West) February 5, 2004Well, we’ll certainly give this place the efficiency award. They have the production line thing down to a...
