Mary Ann’s (Upper East Side II) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] We can only assume this location was opened to catch the overflow from Mary Ann’s 77th St....
Anna Maria June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Anna Maria gets a big pat on the back for bringing me right back to my drunken...
DT-UT June 9, 2002[CLOSED] This place is every kiddy-toucher’s dream. Wall to wall junior high girls flock to DT-UT to drink...
Taco Today June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Mmm, Chinese Mexican food. As most people in New York have come to know over the years,...
Al’s June 9, 2002[CLOSED] An actual conversation with a bouncer at Al’s: Me: “So, do you guys get all the games...
Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Yorkville) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] We’re not sure what makes NYC pizza shop owners think that the name Ray somehow inspires people...
Ship of Fools June 9, 2002[CLOSED] If this were 1991, we would call this place Ship of Tools. Actually, we would probably still...
Seasons Restaurant June 9, 2002[CLOSED] There’s nothing better in this world than having a large Greek lady with a head of hair...
Bar-Coastal June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Who do these people think they’re fooling? The Cowboy Bar may be gone, but the high cheese...
Brady’s June 9, 2002This is hands down one of the homeliest bars in the entire city. What can only be described...
Panorama Cafe August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Hello, I’m Eurotrash, party of six. Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be another annoying subspecies...
The Big Easy August 4, 2001[CLOSED] We didn’t think it was possible to get more sad than the Dapper Dog–then came The Quiet...
Dan Maxwell’s Grill August 4, 2001[CLOSED] This is the closest the UES gets to a legit steakhouse. Normally that wouldn’t be saying much,...
Kelly’s August 4, 2001[CLOSED] My god, make the boredom stop! Something, anything. When people mention words like generic, derivative and horribly...
Copper Lounge August 4, 2001[CLOSED] A mighty roar went up on the UES when Sweet Melissa’s closed its doors. OK, we did...
Vespa August 4, 2001[CLOSED] A crowded little Italian place on the UES. Sound familiar? It is. The funny thing is, we...
Who’s On First August 4, 2001[CLOSED] One of the original kiddy joints on 1st Avenue, Who’s On First has somehow survived the slaughter...
Ozone Bar and Lounge August 4, 2001[CLOSED] What’s with the lounge thing? What makes a place a bar and lounge as apposed to just...