Chinese

Wu Liang Ye

Wu Liang Ye

What can we say about Midtown Chinese restaurants that hasn’t already been said? They’re fancy. They’re packed with dudes in suits. They’re overpriced. This isn’t…

Wok & Roll

Wok & Roll

[CLOSED] Straight from the malls of middle America and into your home comes Wok & Roll. This food court staple is Chinese food for areas…

West Side Cottage II

West Side Cottage II

[CLOSED] West Side Cottage Too? Haha, very clever–now clean up the damn roach that’s sitting by my new Nikes. This is how pathetic lunch has…

TSE Yang

TSE Yang

[CLOSED] Tse Yang loosely translated is: pretentious, overpriced midtown bullshit. Again, we say that there is no way to make gourmet Chinese food. Chinese food…

T.S. Ma

T.S. Ma

[CLOSED] This is the Chinese restaurant that ushered in my first foray into healthy living Chinese cuisine. Was my meal still like a million calories…

Rising Dragon

Rising Dragon

[CLOSED] And, no, I didn’t put the wrong picture up here. I know it says ‘Fuji’ on the awning, but within this Japanese exterior is…

RedFarm

RedFarm

This joint was probably dreamt up by our commie, pinko president who wants to take away all my guns and is a nazi. I mean…

Manchu Wok

Manchu Wok

[CLOSED] I’ve had some bad Chinese food in my life. I’ve had some really, really awful Chinese food, but this may be some of the…

Kingdom 48

Kingdom 48

[CLOSED] Oh the monotony! Seriously, what is the deal with mediocre Chinese food? What’s with the half-assed attempt to take advantage of the people’s love…

Great Shanghai Restaurant

[CLOSED] This tasty Chinese haven may have taken decorating tips from the guy who didn’t get the set decorating job on Miami Vice, but, luckily…

Evergreen Shanghai

Evergreen Shanghai

This place is deceptively large. From the outside it seems like a dinky Chinese joint, but the doors open to a cavernous interior filled with…

Chinatwon East

Chinatown East

Rockin’ Chinese food with a great picture window where you may catch a glimpse of one of Third Ave’s famous panhandlers. Unfortunately, it may leave…

Chef Yu

Chef Yu

Discerning one Chinese restaurant from another is a tough. Especially, that is, if the place is nothing special or extraordinary or beyond the chicken with…

Charley Mom Restaurant

Charley Mom Restaurant

Fans of Chinese “can’t get enough of the steamed veggie dumplings” even if they do resemble something close to “tiny green whale turds.” Still, with…

BOS Noodle Shop

BOS Noodle Shop

[CLOSED] So now we know what that darned blonde Duke boy is up to: he’s given up his lawbreaking past and opened a Chinese seafood…