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New Girl Season 7

New Girl: Season 7

They should have put a bullet in this show's head at least three seasons ago. But, instead, someone somewhere needed closure on a show that really needed no clo...
X-Files: Season 10

The X-Files: Re-Opened

Why, god, do we go out of our way to ruin a good thing? We take nostalgia and memories and flush them down the toilet for what? Like a few million eyeballs and ...
MasterChef: Season 6

MasterChef: Season 6

Americans are food obsessed. They have what seems like entire social channels dedicated to pictures of hamburgers and macaroons. Despite our ongoing obesity iss...
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The Geniuses at Fox

Where do the geniuses at Fox come up with this shit? Seriously, this is some briliantly wacky stuff. There must be a whole room full of crystal meth addicts sit...
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24: TV on ‘Roids

In the four seasons of 24 Jack Bauer has died twice. His wife was murdered by his future girlfriend, whom he ended up killing in cold blood. He has been a suspe...