The Weakest Fortune Ever August 23, 2004I don’t generally take my cues from fortune cookies, or believe they impart wonderful dollops of wisdom, but...
Party Monster August 20, 2004Oh crap, where do I start with this one? I'm pre-disposed to hating club kids. The whole life of decadence thing just isn't my style. It makes me just want to slap the
Celeb Sighting 4: Christina Aguilera August 17, 2004So, I’ve finally beaten the jinx of the weak-ass celebrity sightings! Or have I? What kind of props...
Remedy Bar and Grill August 6, 2004[CLOSED] The only thing this place is a remedy for is insomnia. And that damn waterfall on the...
Tortilla Flats August 6, 2004[CLOSED] Imagine, if you will, a drunken, adult version of Chuck E. Cheese’s in which you’re the main...
Amsterdam Billiard Club August 6, 2004[CLOSED] Pool is weird. Back in the day I used to go to Hollywood Billiards, managing to play...
Hogs & Heifers August 6, 2004[CLOSED] I’ve always had this irrational fear about coming to this place. I’m not sure if it was...
Diwan August 6, 2004[CLOSED] Some might miss the lack of kitschy Christmas lights and native Indian touches like tarnished urn-like things,...
Aix August 6, 2004[CLOSED] I swear we’ve been in this place in at least four of its incarnations. The latest, Aix...
Social August 6, 2004There is apparently a whole mess of stuff going on at this bar that I had no idea...
Manchester Pub August 6, 2004[CLOSED] We here at The Survey don’t know much about British football culture. We’ve seen it firsthand in...
Olympic Diner August 6, 2004[CLOSED] Do you like your lunch with a side of angry? Well, you’ll certainly get your fill when...
The Six Flags Guy August 1, 2004How much do I hate this guy? How much do I hate the stupid, self-serving articles that have...
The Neon Bible August 1, 2004Yeah, I’m just not feeling this one. I mean, I get it and all, but it feels too...