Au Bon Pain (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] The word “vanilla” always springs to mind when thinking about this place. The whole joint just stinks...
Food Merchants (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] For some reason the word ”merchant” always makes me think of a sea shanty or a big...
McDonald’s (Spanish Harlem) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I must admit that this is not a ‘hood in which Mr. Hipster normally hangs out. As...
Blue Smoke September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I must admit that I have trouble keeping my ribs straight. No, I don’t mean I walk...
Sunflower Diner September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I guess I never realized how full of youngins this neighborhood is. I suppose it’s just a...
Red Garlic September 26, 2005[CLOSED] You won’t be surprised to know that most of the dishes at this Thai seafood joint have...
Quiznos (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Why does toasting make sandwiches so damn good? I mean it’s a pretty simple concept, but one...
Subway (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005I swear this is the second-to-last Subway at which I will ever eat. How do I know that?...
Yura on Madison September 26, 2005[CLOSED AT THIS LOCATION] Muffins and shit do not a restaurant make. I debated (with myself) on more...
Dublin 6 September 26, 2005[CLOSED] So, I’ve actually been to Dublin, and let me tell you: this place ain’t no Dublin. Dublin...
Fresh September 26, 2005[CLOSED] This word “fresh” can mean so many things. When we were children and we talked back to...
Cafe Zaiya September 26, 2005[CLOSED] All I can picture when I think of this place are those weird, Japanese pink rice balls....
Wonder Foods September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I guess if a sandwich could be a superhero, it would reside at Wonder Foods. This is...
Dishes (Midtown East) September 26, 2005I’m not sure when the fancy salad bar joint became the latest. Maybe it’s always been there. Maybe...
Spill September 26, 2005[CLOSED] The only thing this place succeeded in doing was making me want to ”spill” my dinner all...
The SKINny September 26, 2005I love when bars try to fit in the name of the city they’re in into the name...
Cafe Bonjour & Pizza September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Laziness breeds food choice. Check that. Soul-sucking, chained to your desk jobs breed food choice. Not surprisingly,...
Moonstruck September 26, 2005[CLOSED] As far as diners go, this one kinda rocks. Although calling it a diner is not really...