Telekinesis February 22, 2003One of Mr. Hipster’s powers (as an urban superhero) is the ability to move things with his mind....
Freedom January 29, 2003Last week I heard the two most beautiful words that can be uttered in the English language: case...
The Dancin’ Fool January 7, 2003Once again Mr. Hipster proves that he is anything but hip. Yes, this is the stupid whiteboy himself...
The Ugly Bar January 6, 2003Things don’t get much uglier than the experience I had last night. The bar I went to was...
The Street Preacher September 18, 2002Ah, the Street Preacher. So much to say about God. So much Jesus inside of each and every...
Fat Loss Miracle July 21, 2002So I’m reading my Esquire, and just after finishing an article about the hoo-haw man himself, Al Pacino,...
My Date June 25, 2002“Dude, my date rocks!” Only in the days of college debauchery does this drunken asshole qualify as a...
The Free Gift April 2, 2002I understand that there’s this new influx of men’s magazines out there. I used to subscribe to FHM,...
Beernanza March 13, 2002Mr. Hipster says: “Don’t put beer in the freezer.” The problem with buying beer in bulk at a...
Sunflower Seeds February 26, 2002I’m almost positive I’m going to create some sort of horrible abscess in my cheek that will eventually...
Sit On It! February 11, 2002Here’s Mr. Hipster in October 1979. He just took a ball to the face and came whimpering over...
Cheese In New Jersey January 31, 2002Ah, the power of cheese. We love it on burgers, on pizza, even on top of chips with...