Thor Screening May 15, 2011So this happened. Yes, my buddy invited me to a lovely screening of the movie Thor. He being...
World’s Worst Car Names August 22, 2010There have been many silly and asinine car names over the years. Some that come to mind are...
New Jersey State Fair June 8, 2010You evil, evil carnies! What do you have against us common folk? Is it our Banana Republic clothes...
Big Apple Circus November 16, 2009I hadn’t been to a circus in many years prior to attending the Big Apple Circus with Hipster...
Why Sirius/XM Will Fail May 23, 2009So Ms. Hipster and I went out and leased a new VW Tiguan to replace the old Subaru...
The Second Worst Block in Manhattan March 10, 2009I happen to work on the second worst block in all of Manhattan. At any given time there...
The Subaru December 16, 2008So our baby was summoned home. After four years of good times, fast driving and looks aplenty from...
Acupuncture April 8, 2008So I’m not usually a huge fan of non-scientific mumbo-jumbo, but when there are irrefutable results that spawn...
The Antichrist Goes Home March 5, 2008I know it doesn’t make any sense to call a Baptist preacher the Antichrist (cuz he’s actually more...
Bubba’s Secret Campaign February 3, 2008We all know ex-pres Bill Clinton is trying to pigeonhole Barack Obama as the “black” candidate. It’s an...
Celeb Sighting 7: Andrew McCarthy October 13, 2007Wow, I haven’t done one of these in quite a while. In the interim between whatever erstwhile “star”...
Kurt Vonnegut: R.I.P. April 17, 2007We have lost a truly amazing American thinker–a man who could make social commentary both hysterical and utterly...
Worst Boss Ever April 1, 2007It’s nice to see that the blog juggernaut, Gawker, has finally vindicated twelve years of tall tales about...
Bummer Movies September 7, 2006These movies aren’t so much sad as they are total bummers. I was thinking about this on the...
The Dodge Earthfucker May 20, 2006So with gas over three dollars a gallon I decide to go lease the world’s largest land vehicle....
Celeb Sighting 6: RuPaul June 18, 2005Man or woman, this guy is tall. He looks like a pencil with a peanut M&M perched on...
Cell Phone Headsets January 15, 2005Is it just me or do people look like complete morons walking around with those Bluetooth wireless headsets...
Celeb Sighting 5: Max Kellerman November 17, 2004Now I’m starting to recognize celebs I don’t even recognize. I know that makes about as much sense...