There are a lot of dicks in this movie. Like a TON of dicks. Big dicks. Little dicks. Short dicks. Long dicks. Dick, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks. There's
Who's going to believe this group of pukes and dwarfs was ever a championship basketball team? Start with an absurd premise and get an absurd movie. Throw a bunch of
Somewhere back in the day, two men took divergent paths. One became one of the most recognizable "nice guy" actors of our time. He plays the nice Jewish boy all Jewish
I think this was supposed to be a comedy. After all, they told the "jokes" and seemed to pause for the laughter. They glared at the camera and seemed to be relaying
As with most of the other kids' movies that I've watched over the past couple of years, I called them up from the On Demand menu on my cable system in order to satisfy
Apparently I'm like an asshole or something. I just don't like these movies — despite everyone on Earth telling me I should. I didn't like Old School that much. I didn't
Okay, maybe four stars is overdoing it a little bit, but this thing is a classic. Some may say it's classically stupid, but I say it's classically hilarious! Okay, there's
We love to see the geeks win. That's why we have Revenge of the Nerds and Weird Science and Loverboy (or whatever). The problem is that this shit never happens in real
Let's not pretend this is going to be The Godfather. Shit, let's not pretend this thing is gonna be Dude Where's My Car (even though they share the same director). Never
Are we supposed to pretend that Revenge of the Nerds and Animal Housenever existed? That seems to be what the makers of Old School are asking us to do. Maybe they're
