Zum Schneider December 25, 2017[CLOSED] There were decades of my life in which I never considered eating German food. I thought of...
Momofuku Ssäm Bar January 14, 2017[CLOSED] I’m still not sure I know what a ssäm is, but I assume it’s some Asian (possibly...
Fat Buddha July 18, 2014[CLOSED] I walked in this joint wondering almost out loud why the hell I was doing it. “Self,”...
Black & White February 9, 2014[CLOSED] I looked around the World Wide Web to see if any reputable sites distinguished this as a...
Alder February 9, 2014[CLOSED] Never having the balls to go to Dufresne’s real restaurent, wd~50, I jumped at the chance to...
Double Wide Bar & Southern Kitchen December 29, 2013[CLOSED] I didn’t have high hopes for this bar when I approached its True Blood-lovin’ confines, but what...
B-Side December 29, 2013[CLOSED] Ordering the PBR and a shot special while it was still light outside somehow felt like I...
Shoolbred’s April 28, 2013[CLOSED] I kept thinking this joint was called “Schoolbreds.” Which made me think of those Little School Boy...
The Smith – East Village February 18, 2013The Smith. The name alone tells you what you’re gonna get here. It’s trendy and crowded with young...
Angelina Cafe November 30, 2011This place is dinky. And not overwhelmingly clean-looking. Not to say it’s dirty or anything, but just casually...
Sing Sing Karaoke – St. Marks April 8, 2011I gotta say that I’m not usually a karaoke guy. In fact, the mere thought of karaoke makes...
Bull McCabe’s March 29, 2011I’ve categorized this as an Irish Pub merely because the words “Irish Pub” are right there on the...
Grassroots Tavern February 26, 2011[CLOSED] I somehow missed this joint all those years in my twenties trolling St. Marks Place with the...
Jimmy’s No. 43 February 15, 2011[CLOSED] Everything at this joint screams good time. Some sort of vaguely Belgian theme combined with a kind...
Ace Bar June 22, 2008Blah, blah it used to be good and now it sucks because people are actually coming to it...
Kión Dining Lounge June 20, 2008[CLOSED] No, but seriously, what the fuck is going on here? A small group of us stopped in...
Max Restaurant – East Village May 25, 2008[CLOSED at the location] Eating a piping hot slice of lasagna after downing like seven beers is never...
Cheap Shots February 17, 2008[CLOSED] Hahahahaha, I get it! It’s a play on words! It’s like that place that used to be...
