East Village

Buddha Lounge

Buddha Lounge

I'm wincing as I type this not because our friend was nice enough to invite us here for her birthday, but because I'm about to annihilate it. It's not to sa...
Dempsey's Pub

Dempsey’s Pub

We thought we were being bright when we stopped by Dempsey's for some pub grub before heading out to a birthday party at a lounge nearby. After all, reviews...
Enzo's Pizza

Enzo’s Pizza

Talk about a crime of convenience. I walk right out of bar with a wicked hunger, and what do I happen upon but just the kind of joint to satiate my panicky br...
Hop Devil Grill

Hop Devil Grill

Evil this place is not. But Satan's lair is flush with beers. Service? Not so much. To be fair, though, we hit this place at an odd time. It was in that...
Mara's Homemade

Mara’s Homemade

I really couldn't tell you the difference between Arkansas, Alabama and Louisiana barbecue. I imagine it all involves pig and stuff, but other than that I d...
Sin Sin

Sin Sin

I gotta say; I really don't understand dj culture. "Spinning," as they call it seems to me to just be some guys bringing their CD collection into a club and...
Lunasa

Lunasa

So utterly unremarkable I've already forgotten what the hell is going on. No, seriously. I've gotten through seventeen words and I've already bored myself h...
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Danal

It's like Christmas all year long at this place. I'm not sure why this is exactly, other than the feeling of being surrounded by wreathes and whatnot. The j...
Plan B

Plan B

If this is Plan B, maybe they should move on to plan C or D or Z. I guess Drinkland was bought by somebody who thought they'd add some fake, plastic trees a...
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7A

I always like a high hipster quotient with my burger. Somehow those stupid-ass trucker hats make the meat more tender and flavorful. Actually, this joint is...
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I Coppi

Not to be confused with the Latina whorehouse ¡Ay Poppi! down the street, this rustic Italian joint features the look and feel of the Italian countryside ri...
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East 4th Street Bar

Hey, I have an idea! Let's go to that bar. You know, that bar. The one down in the East Village. What the hell is the name of it? I think it's on East 5th Str...
Coyote Ugly

Coyote Ugly

Let me start off by saying that those of you going here expecting to see Tyra Banks (or even Piper Perabo) are in for a rude awakening. Those women make a livin...