Lenny’s (Rock Center) September 7, 2006[CLOSED] No it ain’t Denny’s. Remember that horrendous ad campaign from the 80’s where the two somewhat elderly...
Bread Market Cafe September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Neither a market, nor really a cafe, the Bread Market Cafe is an odd amalgamation of burritos,...
Hale and Hearty Soups (Rock Center) May 15, 2006[CLOSED] It’s no big secret that I don’t consider soup a true meal. Flavored liquid either belongs in...
Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Everything to everyone. Isn’t that the old adage? What the hell is an adage anyway? And what...
Così Sandwich Bar (Rockefeller Center) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I’ve rarely seen such shameless chazers. I’m referring to the bread-mooching asswipes who just duck their head...
Subway (Murray Hill 2) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I hope to God this is the last Subway I ever have to review. Just thinking about...
Cafe Bonjour Too January 14, 2006[CLOSED] This is like the Mediterranean annex of Cafe Bonjour down the street. It has that clever “too”...
Savour January 14, 2006[CLOSED] And just when you thought it was safe… Your next-door neighbor engulfs you. Savour is now part...
Pret a Manger (Rockefeller Center) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] What can I say about Pret that hasn’t already been said? It’s fast food that doesn’t taste...
Pret a Manger (Murray Hill 2) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I only ended up here because that blasted Chipotle joint was apparently giving away peyote-dipped taquitos the...
Au Bon Pain (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] The word “vanilla” always springs to mind when thinking about this place. The whole joint just stinks...
Quiznos (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Why does toasting make sandwiches so damn good? I mean it’s a pretty simple concept, but one...
Subway (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005I swear this is the second-to-last Subway at which I will ever eat. How do I know that?...
Cafe Bonjour & Pizza September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Laziness breeds food choice. Check that. Soul-sucking, chained to your desk jobs breed food choice. Not surprisingly,...
Carve Unique Sandwiches September 26, 2005There’s nothing like a build-you-own-sandwich joint. Okay, they don’t let you behind the counter or anything, but you...
Pret a Manger (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED at this location] For a joint with such a fancy name, you’d expect a little more, I...
Tartare April 9, 2005[CLOSED] You know, with a little Crest, one can really rid oneself of this problem. Ooh, the ‘e’...
Subway (Midtown West 2) April 9, 2005I’ve never taken a tally, but I’d be willing to bet there is one Subway for every eight...
