Bread Market Cafe September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Neither a market, nor really a cafe, the Bread Market Cafe is an odd amalgamation of burritos,...
Hale and Hearty Soups (Rock Center) May 15, 2006[CLOSED] It’s no big secret that I don’t consider soup a true meal. Flavored liquid either belongs in...
Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe January 14, 2006Everything to everyone. Isn’t that the old adage? What the hell is an adage anyway? And what kind...
Così Sandwich Bar (Rockefeller Center) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I’ve rarely seen such shameless chazers. I’m referring to the bread-mooching asswipes who just duck their head...
Subway (Murray Hill 2) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I hope to God this is the last Subway I ever have to review. Just thinking about...
Cafe Bonjour Too January 14, 2006[CLOSED] This is like the Mediterranean annex of Cafe Bonjour down the street. It has that clever “too”...
Savour January 14, 2006[CLOSED] And just when you thought it was safe… Your next-door neighbor engulfs you. Savour is now part...
Pret a Manger (Rockefeller Center) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] What can I say about Pret that hasn’t already been said? It’s fast food that doesn’t taste...
Pret a Manger (Murray Hill 2) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I only ended up here because that blasted Chipotle joint was apparently giving away peyote-dipped taquitos the...
Au Bon Pain (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] The word “vanilla” always springs to mind when thinking about this place. The whole joint just stinks...
Quiznos (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Why does toasting make sandwiches so damn good? I mean it’s a pretty simple concept, but one...
Subway (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005I swear this is the second-to-last Subway at which I will ever eat. How do I know that?...
Cafe Bonjour & Pizza September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Laziness breeds food choice. Check that. Soul-sucking, chained to your desk jobs breed food choice. Not surprisingly,...
Carve Unique Sandwiches September 26, 2005There’s nothing like a build-you-own-sandwich joint. Okay, they don’t let you behind the counter or anything, but you...
Pret a Manger (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED at this location] For a joint with such a fancy name, you’d expect a little more, I...
Tartare April 9, 2005[CLOSED] You know, with a little Crest, one can really rid oneself of this problem. Ooh, the ‘e’...
Subway (Midtown West 2) April 9, 2005I’ve never taken a tally, but I’d be willing to bet there is one Subway for every eight...
Nook October 21, 2004[CLOSED] An apt name, no doubt. Utilizing one of the many closet-like spaces on Ninth Avenue, Nook provides...