Shorty’s – Hell’s Kitchen April 11, 2009[CLOSED] I have not the slightest idea why, but the name of this place comes off as slightly...
Dean & Deluca – New York Times Cafe March 3, 2009[CLOSED] Way back in the mid-nineties I had a job in a building on the corner of Lafayette...
Au Bon Pain (PABT) January 18, 2009If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: there is nothing less appetizing on this...
Subway (Madison Square Garden) November 8, 2008[CLOSED] Oh Christ, I’ve gone and done it again. I swore up and down I was done with...
Subway (Times Square 2) September 14, 2008[CLOSED] Somewhere in the plethora of Subway reviews on this site, I made a promise never to go...
Wholesome Wraps July 8, 2008[CLOSED] I’m still trying to figure out how a tortilla filled with cubes of cheese could technically be...
Pret a Manger (Times Square) June 20, 2008One Pret is very much like another. The “dolphin-safe” tuna is probably safe for dolphins no matter which...
Trio French Bakery March 10, 2008[CLOSED] I felt like George in the soup Nazi episode trying to order a sandwich in this joint....
Hot & Crusty (Times Square) February 2, 2008[CLOSED] Well, I guess they could have gone with Wet & Sloppy or Hard & Crappy, but these...
Pax Wholesome Foods (MSG Area) January 24, 2008[CLOSED] It seems a while back that I had a real problem with this place. Not this particular...
Amazonia January 19, 2008[CLOSED] It’s funny that a country with as much color and pageantry as Brazil would spawn such a...
Green Symphony January 18, 2008From the outside Green Symphony looks like some sort of bizarre Asian bodega. There is so much crap...
Manganaro’s Heroboy November 28, 2007[CLOSED] There’s this whole history behind the Manganaro’s name. Still in existence is the original shop, which sits...
Lenny’s (Times Square) November 28, 2007This place is actually way more appetizing than it sounds. I mean the name Lenny’s doesn’t exactly say...
Sandwich Planet October 26, 2007[CLOSED] If this joint were really a planet, it would be Pluto. Not quite a planet, not quite...
Good & Plenty to Go October 26, 2007[CLOSED] There’s nothing like ordering your sandwich in a broom closet is what I always say. Okay, that’s...
Devon & Blakely – Rockefeller Center June 30, 2007[CLOSED] Possibly one of the oddest restaurant spaces in Manhattan, this Devon and Blakely franchise is shoved in...
Citarella to Go November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Precious to the point of being Dean & Deluca-ish, Citarella to Go is the sandwich outlet of...