Fast Food

Yoshinoya

Yoshinoya

[CLOSED] Now the Japanese are sending us their fast food crap. Yes, this is the McDonald’s of the land of the rising sun. Using all…

Wok & Roll

Wok & Roll

[CLOSED] Straight from the malls of middle America and into your home comes Wok & Roll. This food court staple is Chinese food for areas…

Wendy’s (Midtown West)

Wendy’s (Midtown West)

A double-decker Wendy’s! Just what this town needs is two levels of artery-clogging junk food. Although we have to give Wendy’s a nod over some…

Taco Bell Penn Plaza

Taco Bell (Penn Station)

You’d have to be crazy or completely desperate to end up eating here. Combining boil-in-a-bag meat and the shitshow that is Penn Station is enough…

Roy Rogers (Midtown West)

Roy Rogers (Midtown West)

[CLOSED] Horrendous doesn’t even begin to describe the food they serve up at this so-called restaurant. Flaccid fries, tasteless frozen chicken and green, watery roast…

Ranch 1 (Turtle Bay)

Ranch 1 (Turtle Bay)

[CLOSED] Ranch 1 chicken joint is one of those chains that really has gained popularity over the past five years or so. Thought to be…

Ranch 1 Times Square II

Ranch 1 (Times Square II)

[CLOSED] The once mighty chicken chain has been relegated to utter sadness. This particular franchise is literally stuck in the back of a bodega. I…

Ranch 1 (Times Square)

Ranch 1 (Times Square)

[CLOSED] We seem to recall this being an inexpensive place to eat. While it’s still on the cheap side, you could certainly hit the local…

Ranch 1 (Midtown West)

Ranch 1 (Midtown West)

[CLOSED] The crown jewel of the Ranch 1 franchise, this location–right next to Letterman’s Late Show–is front and center to the throngs of curious tourists…

McDonald’s (NoHo)

McDonald’s (NoHo)

This is thee place to come if you’re in the NoHo/SoHo area and need to pee. Not only do they have a one-person toilet upstairs,…

KFC (Midtown West)

KFC (Midtown West)

To think that a large section of America thinks of this shit as food is an insult to food. To think that Kentucky Fried Chicken…

Kenny Rogers Roasters Express

Kenny Rogers Roasters Express

[CLOSED] Calling this a separate restaurant is kind of misleading. It’s technically a Kenny Rogers Roasters Express, which is contained within a Nathan’s Famous, which…