Murray Hill

Wonder Foods

Wonder Foods

[CLOSED] I guess if a sandwich could be a superhero, it would reside at Wonder Foods. This is more a commentary on the name than…

Third and Long

Third and Long

[CLOSED] Drunk dudes rejoice, you have found the Mecca of cheap beer and fraternity antics. Okay, so it ain’t the place I remember squeezing my…

Tandoori Club

Tandoori Club

[CLOSED] As occasionally happens, this place closed before I had a chance to review it. Shame, as it had cheap, take-out Indian food that wasn’t…

Sunflower Diner

Sunflower Diner

I guess I never realized how full of youngins this neighborhood is. I suppose it’s just a matter of not hanging out in the area…

Subway (Murray Hill)

Subway (Murray Hill)

I swear this is the second-to-last Subway at which I will ever eat. How do I know that? Because there’s somewhat of lag between Mr….

Sandy’s Place

Sandy’s Place

[CLOSED] It is not often that we are actually depressed by a bar, but Sandy’s disturbing mix of sagging, plastic Bud Light banners, worn, frat…

Quiznos (Murray Hill)

Quiznos (Murray Hill)

[CLOSED] Why does toasting make sandwiches so damn good? I mean it’s a pretty simple concept, but one that like catapults the normal sub into…

PS450

PS450

I feel a bit pedophile-ish having drinks in this joint. After all, it sounds like a New York City public school and not some semi-swanky…

Pinocchio III

Pinocchio III

I cannot tell a lie: I think this biatch is closed. Good, they shouldn’t have been sticking their nose into the crap, take-out sushi business…

Morgan’s Bar

Morgan’s Bar

[CLOSED] Nothing like a subterranean playground for the be-suited and insanely nouveau riche to get your Friday night jumpin’. I actually hate hanging out in…

Moonstruck

Moonstruck

As far as diners go, this one kinda rocks. Although calling it a diner is not really a fair comparison to those cheap, greasy Greek…

Giuseppe’s

Giuseppe’s

Manhattan truly is the home of the generically named pizza joint. They dot the eastside from the Bowery to the upper reaches of the UES….

Evergreen Shanghai

Evergreen Shanghai

This place is deceptively large. From the outside it seems like a dinky Chinese joint, but the doors open to a cavernous interior filled with…

El Rio Grande

El Rio Grande

Have you ever been to one of those places where it just smells like a fight is brewing? Maybe it’s the thirty guys crowded around…

Chef’s Express

Chef’s Express

[CLOSED] This is one of those weird places that is both full and empty at the same time. I’ve actually walked out of this joint…

Cafe Zaiya

Cafe Zaiya

All I can picture when I think of this place are those weird, Japanese pink rice balls. They honestly kinda freak me out. Luckily that’s…