Rockefeller Center

Johnny Utah's

Johnny Utah’s

You gotta worry about a joint that names itself after a Keanu Reeves character in Point Break. You gotta worry even more about a place that has a mechanical bul...
City Market Cafe Rockefeller Center

City Market Cafe (Rock Center)

Woohoo, unlimited toppings! It's like a goddamn TCBY. Sorry, I was just checking out the lovely photo to the left and the guy who seems really drawn to the pl...
Soba Nippon

Soba Nippon

There was a time when my sushi consumption consisted of Teriyaki Boy and trips out to L.A. to visit my folks. Anything more than the $4.99 eel roll lunch sp...
City 75

City 75

I can't even recall a single minute of a single day of my life where I haven't craved a giant Froot Loop marshmallow square or block of hazelnut cream infused...
Citarella To Go

Citarella to Go

Precious to the point of being Dean & Deluca-ish, Citarella to Go is the sandwich outlet of the upscale Citarella gourmet grocery store. You know, it's one of...
Food Merchants Rock Center

Food Merchants (Rock Center)

Sad and vaguely dirty, this joint is less like a restaurant and more like a bomb shelter with sandwiches. Lying somewhere in the winding chasm of the Roc Cent...
McDonad's Rockefeller Center

McDonald’s (Rockefeller Center)

Eating any kind of fast food outside of road trips or hung-over weekends is generally verboten amongst me and my higher functioning organs. That all goes ou...
Lenny's Rock Center

Lenny’s (Rock Center)

No it ain't Denny's. Remember that retarded ad campaign from the 80's where the two somewhat elderly women are always going to Denny's, and one, who is hard of ...
Bread Market Cafe

Bread Market Cafe

Neither a market, nor really a cafe, the Bread Market Cafe is an odd amalgamation of burritos, sandwiches and salads. Oh wait, that's actually the norm for ...
Channel 4

Channel 4

An unfortunate affiliation considering NBC's ratings nosedive. It seems like this bar has really taken it hard, putting out dismal numbers during weekday ni...
Tuscan Square

Tuscan Square

Sandwiches as long as a baby's arm--and almost as tasty. But like all baby-arm eaters, you're gonna pay, and pay dearly. The amazing turkey and avocado sand...
Au Croissant & Gourmet

Au Croissant & Gourmet

became: Teresa's Gourmet Sometimes I honestly don't feel like doing this. When I have to review a place like this that I vaguely remember, and obviously don...
Yummy Sishi

Yummy Sushi

Is there such a word as "nugglets?" I only ask because that's what Yummy Sushi's chicken teriyaki elicited from my skewed sense of culinary crockery. It's t...
K Lounge

K Lounge

I'm totally convinced that behind one of those curtains lies the strip club that this place so obviously is. It hasn't revealed itself to me, but all the ev...
Manchu Wok

Manchu Wok

I've had some bad Chinese food in my life. I've had some really, really awful Chinese food, but this may be some of the worst. Imagine Kibbles & Bits di...
Cafe Metro Rock Center

Café Metro (Rock Center)

If they had an admiral's club at lunch places, I would totally be chillin' right now with a free bag of honey roasted peanuts and a cut-rate vodka and soda. I...