Rockefeller Center

Yummy Sishi

Yummy Sushi

Is there such a word as “nugglets?” I only ask because that’s what Yummy Sushi’s chicken teriyaki elicited from my skewed sense of culinary crockery….

Tuscan Square

Tuscan Square

[CLOSED] Sandwiches as long as a baby’s arm–and almost as tasty. But like all baby-arm eaters, you’re gonna pay, and pay dearly. The amazing turkey…

Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe

Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe

Everything to everyone. Isn’t that the old adage? What the hell is an adage anyway? And what kind of place serves muffins, gourmet sandwiches, cake…

Soba Nippon

Soba Nippon

There was a time when my sushi consumption consisted of Teriyaki Boy and trips out to L.A. to visit my folks. Anything more than the $4.99…

Savour

[CLOSED] And just when you thought it was safe… Your next-door neighbor engulfs you. Savour is now part of the amoebic Teresa’s. Shame, really, as…

Rink Bar

Rink Bar

Nothing like a huge corporate event to bring out the charm in a place. Add in the open-air CEO speech about how much ass your…

Manchu Wok

Manchu Wok

[CLOSED] I’ve had some bad Chinese food in my life. I’ve had some really, really awful Chinese food, but this may be some of the…

Lenny's Rock Center

Lenny’s (Rock Center)

No it ain’t Denny’s. Remember that retarded ad campaign from the 80’s where the two somewhat elderly women are always going to Denny’s, and one,…

K Lounge

K Lounge

[CLOSED] I’m totally convinced that behind one of those curtains lies the strip club that this place so obviously is. It hasn’t revealed itself to…

Johnny Utah's

Johnny Utah’s

You gotta worry about a joint that names itself after a Keanu Reeves character in Point Break. You gotta worry even more about a place…

Au Croissant & Gourmet

Au Croissant & Gourmet

Sometimes I honestly don’t feel like doing this. When I have to review a place like this that I vaguely remember, and obviously don’t care…

City 75

City 75

[CLOSED] I can’t even recall a single minute of a single day of my life where I haven’t craved a giant Froot Loop marshmallow square…

Citarella To Go

Citarella to Go

[CLOSED] Precious to the point of being Dean & Deluca-ish, Citarella to Go is the sandwich outlet of the upscale Citarella gourmet grocery store. You…