Slainte November 18, 2006I imagine that it’s the exact language that this place trades on that ruins its chances to be...
McDonald’s (Union Square) November 15, 2006Look, I’m not really going to waste your time here. If you haven’t been to a McDonald’s, then...
Askew November 15, 2006[CLOSED] This place is more confused than Jamie Lee Curtis’ first gynecologist. Is it a restaurant or a...
Hudson Library Bar November 15, 2006[CLOSED] If the library at my university or high school looked anything like this joint, maybe I would...
Cafe Spice (Midtown West) November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Nostalgia is a bitch. I used to eat at Cafe Spice’s NYU location on a weekly basis...
Union Square Cafe November 15, 2006[CLOSED at this location] I worked right across the street from this place for like two years. I...
The Hog Pit November 15, 2006[CLOSED] The last thing I would ever expect to see at a redneck barbeque place is a gay...
The Spotted Pig November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Stop and think about the name of this place for a second. Does this sound appetizing to...
City 75 November 15, 2006[CLOSED] I can’t even recall a single minute of a single day of my life where I haven’t...
Citarella to Go November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Precious to the point of being Dean & Deluca-ish, Citarella to Go is the sandwich outlet of...
Ono November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Ono is apparently Japanese for “eh.” Or perhaps it’s Meatpacking District lingo for “style over substance.” Quite...
Gaslight November 15, 2006What should be a welcome respite from the hellhole of trendoid clubs that the Meatpacking District has become,...
Shades of Green November 15, 2006More like shades of beige. After trying to bring our group of five or so to Revival next...
The Room November 15, 2006[CLOSED] I forgot that I had been to this place years ago. I liked it then, and I...
Oh the Glory of It All November 1, 2006It’s amazing how the voice in a lot of these modern memoirs sounds the same. It’s kind of...
Call It Sleep November 1, 2006I’ve had a pretty bad track record of late in terms of enjoying “classic” pieces of literature. I...