Brown Café March 10, 2008[CLOSED] I think I sat on a stump or something at this joint. Or maybe it was some...
Market Cafe September 21, 2007[CLOSED] This place has cornered the market on the area’s casual business lunch dollar. I mean you could...
Cafeteria June 24, 2007Here, once again, is a restaurant at which I didn’t eat a thing. I just kind of sat...
Dave and Buster’s May 4, 2007I’ve truly sunk to a new low. My division at work was invited to a party here to...
Hop Devil Grill September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Evil this place is not. But Satan’s lair is flush with beers. Service? Not so much. To...
Bryant Park Grill May 15, 2006Despite the fact all humans are Homo sapiens, I often find myself surprised that I share even an...
The Grill at All About Food January 14, 2006[CLOSED] All about food, huh? That’s a sweet name. So direct. So… uninventive. And now we have The...
Houston’s – Citicorp April 9, 2005[CLOSED] I swear I actually had a dream about Houston’s artichoke dip. It’s an odd thing for a...
7A December 15, 2004[CLOSED] I always like a high hipster quotient with my burger. Somehow those stupid-ass trucker hats make the...
Hunters February 5, 2004[CLOSED] We can only assume this joint is supposed to resemble a hunting lodge or something, but instead...
Film Center Cafe February 5, 2004[CLOSED] There is some sort of overwhelming sadness about this place. I can’t quite put my finger on...
Houston’s – Park Avenue August 6, 2003[CLOSED] We can only assume this joint is named after the city and not our crack-addled friend, Whitney....
Seaport Cafe February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Calling this place a cafe is like calling a shit sandwich a meal. I believe they actually...
Around the Clock October 14, 2002[CLOSED] If you ever want to relive your drunken college days–complete with dudes barfing in the bathroom, joints...
Vynl October 14, 2002[CLOSED] Yes, it may sound like an S&M club in the meat packing district, but names can be...
Big City Bar & Grill October 14, 2002[CLOSED] Nobody likes to have the wool pulled over his or her eyes–especially when it’s really, really obvious....
Heartland Brewery & Chop House October 14, 2002This must be the fancy version of the crappy smelling joint in Union Square. Why else the chop...
