Why Not Bar June 18, 2008[CLOSED] is now: Blue Ruin Why not barf here? Why not stick a spike in your arm, poop yourself...
PS450 June 4, 2008[CLOSED] I feel a bit pedophile-ish having drinks in this joint. After all, it sounds like a New...
Max Restaurant – East Village May 25, 2008[CLOSED at the location] Eating a piping hot slice of lasagna after downing like seven beers is never...
Bus Stop Coffee Shop May 22, 2008[CLOSED] Generally I don’t like to eat anything prepared this close to 1500 idling buses, but given the...
Pita Grill (Chelsea) May 3, 2008[CLOSED] It had been quite a while since I’d been to a Pita Grill when I sauntered through...
Guy & Gallard (Times Square) May 3, 2008[CLOSED] This place just sounds like a giant gay wedding. Guy, do you take Gallard to be your...
Mitchel London Pizza May 3, 2008[CLOSED] The fact that the owners of Burgers & Cupcakes could even pull it together long enough to...
Pick a Pita April 18, 2008[CLOSED at this location] Never before has kosher food tasted so good. Serving great pita-related nosh in what...
Stone Rose Lounge April 14, 2008[CLOSED] I’m not usually a huge fan of Rande Gerber bars. I mean Whiskey Blue, the only other...
Dakota Roadhouse April 13, 2008[CLOSED] You’ve seen The Accused, right? It’s not to say that the nice construction dudes from Ground Zero...
Ranch 1 (Times Square II) April 9, 2008[CLOSED] The once mighty chicken chain has been relegated to utter sadness. This particular franchise is literally stuck...
Picholine April 8, 2008[CLOSED] It’s been months, and I’m just coming to after receiving my Picholine dinner bill. It was obviously...
Fat Annie’s Truck Stop (aka F.A.T.S.) April 6, 2008[CLOSED] Originally planning to go next door to Stout prior to seeing The Police pull out their walkers...
Heights Cafe April 6, 2008[CLOSED] A nice day in Brooklyn Heights is like living somewhere else. It could be anywhere, but it...
Festival Mexicano Restaurant March 31, 2008[CLOSED] Quality on a sober scale, it rates no higher than your average Chevy’s. To all of you out...
HK March 29, 2008[CLOSED] There was an age at some point in the 90s when this whole Jetsons thing was in....
Zipper Tavern March 26, 2008[CLOSED] For some completely unknown reason this place reminds me of an old timey saloon. There is absolutely...
Better Burger (Midtown West) March 14, 2008[CLOSED] I actually ate three members of the animal kingdom at this Better Burger, and none of them...