Deno’s Bikini Bar U.S.A. October 8, 2008[CLOSED] Um, uh. Ehem. Like… *Cough* So… Very very young girls in bikinis serving grown men beers in...
Citrus Bar & Grill October 6, 2008[CLOSED] I swear I went to have a meal here back in like the mid-90s when Ms. Hipster...
Spitzer’s Corner October 1, 2008[CLOSED] This joint is like a dream–a dream in which you have to wait an hour for a...
Subway (Times Square 2) September 14, 2008[CLOSED] Somewhere in the plethora of Subway reviews on this site, I made a promise never to go...
Periyali September 14, 2008[CLOSED] This neighborhood is amongst the most non-descript in the city. It’s as if gentrification tried to make...
The City Bakery September 14, 2008[CLOSED] I was a little early for an afternoon meeting with a client, and hadn’t eaten a damn...
Royal Siam September 14, 2008[CLOSED] I’m stuck in a Thai rut. That kind of sounds dirty. I guess it’s better than being...
Stanton Public August 26, 2008[CLOSED] How often do you go to a bar where the bartender could confuse one one-legged man loitering...
Thai Select August 8, 2008[CLOSED] There is a definite glut of Thai restaurants in this part of Hell’s Kitchen. Perhaps it’s because...
House of Pita – Chicken Bar August 8, 2008[CLOSED] Became: Pick-a-Pita II This place definitely did not have a promising beginning. The help seemed confused, the shawarma a...
Fresco Tortillas (Hell’s Kitchen 2) August 8, 2008[CLOSED] This place is to the taco what Pizza Hut is to pizza. Pizza Hut serves sweet, doughy...
Téleon Café July 12, 2008[CLOSED] Directly across the street from The New York Times building, Teleon definitely serves its share of commie...
Robert Emmett’s July 12, 2008[CLOSED] I’m sure I’m supposed to know who Robert Emmett is. Is he another drunk poet? One of...
Wholesome Wraps July 8, 2008[CLOSED] I’m still trying to figure out how a tortilla filled with cubes of cheese could technically be...
Circus July 5, 2008[CLOSED] When somebody suggested going here after a night of bowling debauchery all I could think about were...
Cupcake Cafe July 4, 2008[CLOSED at this location] So once upon a time there was a joint called Cupcake Cafe. They had...
Kión Dining Lounge June 20, 2008[CLOSED] No, but seriously, what the fuck is going on here? A small group of us stopped in...
Metro Marché June 20, 2008[CLOSED] When they were first building this space out after the closing of the lovely Silver Bullet bar,...
