Sweet Paradise Lounge March 10, 2008[CLOSED] It’s kind of like going to drink in Harry Potter’s storage closet under the stairs. Yeah, that’s...
Trio French Bakery March 10, 2008[CLOSED] I felt like George in the soup Nazi episode trying to order a sandwich in this joint....
Brown Café March 10, 2008[CLOSED] I think I sat on a stump or something at this joint. Or maybe it was some...
Sawa BBQ March 10, 2008[CLOSED] There are certainly some weird “fusion” places out there, but this is amongst the strangest. Actually fusion...
Cheap Shots February 17, 2008[CLOSED] Hahahahaha, I get it! It’s a play on words! It’s like that place that used to be...
Detour February 17, 2008[CLOSED] Apparently there is free live jazz going on at this joint some nights. I was there on...
The Mermaid Inn – East Village February 4, 2008[CLOSED] Uh, sir, there’s a female form with a fish tale dangling her womanparts in my soup! Yeah,...
Hot & Crusty (Times Square) February 2, 2008[CLOSED] Well, I guess they could have gone with Wet & Sloppy or Hard & Crappy, but these...
Harry’s Bar (New York Helmsley Hotel) February 2, 2008[CLOSED] Harry’s Bar is really less of a bar and more of a corner of a lobby that...
Kabin January 29, 2008[CLOSED] Loosely based on some sort of boat or log cabin theme (I couldn’t really tell), Kabin could...
Pax Wholesome Foods (MSG Area) January 24, 2008[CLOSED] It seems a while back that I had a real problem with this place. Not this particular...
Chicken Bar (Midtown West) January 24, 2008[CLOSED] One of the biggest mysteries in the grand pantheon of the Manhattan culinary history is the untimely...
Burritoville (Hell’s Kitchen 2) January 24, 2008[CLOSED] I can’t help but feel that this place must have served as the storeroom for the other...
Amazonia January 19, 2008[CLOSED] It’s funny that a country with as much color and pageantry as Brazil would spawn such a...
Aceluck January 19, 2008[CLOSED] I used to be a big fan of the Thai lunch. Then I read some article a...
Shuvam Deli January 17, 2008[CLOSED] I walked by this joint one morning, as I did every morning, only to find it closed...
Kashmir Express January 9, 2008[CLOSED] Think about all those quality “express” restaurants around the city. You have your Taco Bell Express and...
Troy Turkish Grill December 24, 2007[CLOSED] Didn’t Troy belong to the Greeks back when it was Troy? Sure those rascally Turks burned and...
