Tír na nÓg – Penn Station March 7, 2007[CLOSED at this location] We could have all sorts of fun with this name (especially with a word...
Providence March 7, 2007[CLOSED] Do you think this is what God intended when he had his loyal servants build him a...
Gin Lane March 7, 2007[CLOSED] Never in the history of bardom has a space morphed so dramatically. Walking to dinner in the...
Nikki Beach Midtown March 7, 2007[CLOSED] I spent all of about five minutes in this joint before a big work party to celebrate...
Schiller’s Liquor Bar March 7, 2007[CLOSED] Yes, I know it’s a formula, but for me it never gets old. Of course sticking the...
Askew November 15, 2006[CLOSED] This place is more confused than Jamie Lee Curtis’ first gynecologist. Is it a restaurant or a...
Hudson Library Bar November 15, 2006[CLOSED] If the library at my university or high school looked anything like this joint, maybe I would...
Cafe Spice (Midtown West) November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Nostalgia is a bitch. I used to eat at Cafe Spice’s NYU location on a weekly basis...
Union Square Cafe November 15, 2006[CLOSED at this location] I worked right across the street from this place for like two years. I...
The Hog Pit November 15, 2006[CLOSED] The last thing I would ever expect to see at a redneck barbeque place is a gay...
The Spotted Pig November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Stop and think about the name of this place for a second. Does this sound appetizing to...
City 75 November 15, 2006[CLOSED] I can’t even recall a single minute of a single day of my life where I haven’t...
Citarella to Go November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Precious to the point of being Dean & Deluca-ish, Citarella to Go is the sandwich outlet of...
Ono November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Ono is apparently Japanese for “eh.” Or perhaps it’s Meatpacking District lingo for “style over substance.” Quite...
The Room November 15, 2006[CLOSED] I forgot that I had been to this place years ago. I liked it then, and I...
Food Merchants (Rock Center) September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Sad and vaguely dirty, this joint is less like a restaurant and more like a bomb shelter...
McDonald’s (Rockefeller Center) September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Eating any kind of fast food outside of road trips or hung-over weekends is generally verboten amongst...
Enzo’s Pizza September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Talk about a crime of convenience. I walk right out of bar with a wicked hunger, and...
