God only knows what possessed me to want to finish this Shymalan trilogy. I alone seemed to like Unbreakable back in the day. And then finally got around to seeing the...
If you like Kristen Stewart, you’re gonna love Personal Shopper. Personally, the only thing I’ve seen her in is Panic Room, a movie in which she was twelve. She was...
Steven Soderbergh, the man behind the Ocean’s movies and all sorts of other commercial-type stuff both decent and not as much, is now apparently an “experimental”...
Buster's Mal Heart really goes for it. In that I mean it takes any number of indie film tropes from years past, mixes in biblical references, conspiracy, mystery, sci-fi...
This movie is such an amazingly over-engineered pile of crap, it's shocking that Danny Boyle didn't Alan Smithee the shit out of it. Like drown it in the bathtub and...
First we start with this amazingly creepy poster. I mean, Duplass looks like a serial killer and Moss looks like some awful painting out of The Royal Tennenbaums. As it...
So apparently this movie was written by Wentworth Miller. Who, you ask, is that? Is it some duke or lord sitting in an English manor with his trusty hound by his side...
First off, we need to talk about the name Kevin. Nothing good ever came from that name. It's like asking for your son to be a psycho. And from moment one we know the...
Second rate schlock. I know it's almost not fair saying this about a film created by one of our best living directors, but in this case I gotta call a spade a spade. It's...
Do you ever watch a movie you just know is gonna suck? You ask yourself, "How bad could it really be?" The answer is: about this bad. One of the biggest issues the movie...
I must say that I was excited to see this one when the first trailers came out. It looked scary and suspenseful and smart. Unfortunately it ended up failing on all three...
Absolute zero. A horrible, second-rate psycho killer story about an ex-military remote-viewer (Kingsley) who is tracking serial killers, while becoming a serial killer...
Not even a nude sex scene with Angelina Jolie can boost this stinker above one star. Shit, I'd give Gia an extra star just for her taking off her top and trying to grind...
Oh, Jesus. The second you see John Turturro in that Amish getup, you know this movie is gonna suck. Plus, we know Stephen King struck gold with Misery, but did anyone...
This one's going to be tough to bust on without giving away a large part of the plot "twist." Mind you, this twist sounds suspiciously like something my friends and I...
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Where to start. Let's start at the beginning--or is it the ending? Am I dreaming or am I awake? Am I maimed or am I still a matinee idol? I wi...
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Good idea. Poor execution. It's so sad when a movie that seems to have all the potential in the world goes down the tubes. From the first minu...
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This is the first movie I have written about on this site that I have given the coveted five-star stamp of approval. I'm a huge fan of origina...
