Times Square

    Pick a Pita

    Pick a Pita

    [CLOSED at this location] Never before has kosher food tasted so good. Serving great pita-related nosh in what...
    Ranch 1 Times Square II

    Ranch 1 (Times Square II)

    [CLOSED] The once mighty chicken chain has been relegated to utter sadness. This particular franchise is literally stuck...
    Chicken Bar

    Chicken Bar (Midtown West)

    [CLOSED] One of the biggest mysteries in the grand pantheon of the Manhattan culinary history is the untimely...
    Green Symphony

    Green Symphony

    From the outside Green Symphony looks like some sort of bizarre Asian bodega. There is so much crap...
    Kashmir Express

    Kashmir Express

    [CLOSED] Think about all those quality “express” restaurants around the city. You have your Taco Bell Express and...
    Zest

    Zest

    [CLOSED] Sometimes I order things that taste better than they sound on paper. Ordering the lemon chicken sandwich...
    Village 38

    Village 38

    [CLOSED] I’ll have the napalm panini, please. Oh, sorry, that’ Village 26. Perhaps I’ll take the John McCain...
    7Square

    7Square

    [CLOSED] The night we showed up for a party here we were greeted by a couple dudes sporting...
    Pinnacle Bar

    Pinnacle Bar

    [CLOSED] I’m not one to frequent Times Square hotel bars, but one could certainly find himself in worse...
    Dave and Buster's

    Dave and Buster’s

    I’ve truly sunk to a new low. My division at work was invited to a party here to...
    Playwright Celtic Pub

    Playwright Celtic Pub

    It’s always interesting when a bar owner feels the need to take what is essentially a generic, personalityless...
    Garvey's

    Garvey’s

    [CLOSED] Steve Garvey was my favorite baseball player growing up. His Ken Doll good looks (which I learned...
    Fashion Forty

    Fashion Forty

    [CLOSED] It sounds like the name of some bad 80s movie. Oh, I’m totally projecting and thinking of...
    Show Nightclub

    Show Nightclub

    [CLOSED] I think my voice is just coming back. I do speak with a pretty pronounced rasp in...
    Stitch Bar & Lounge

    Stitch Bar & Lounge

    I could buy like ten pairs of pants for the price of that beer! That remark wouldn’t be...
    Carve

    Carve Unique Sandwiches

    There’s nothing like a build-you-own-sandwich joint. Okay, they don’t let you behind the counter or anything, but you...
    Hipster

    Dallas BBQ (Times Square)

    [CLOSED at this location] Crap, I guess I’m a little (a lot) behind in my reviews. This place...