Hotel Bar

Legasea

Legasea

There is nothing better than a pun-named seafood restaurant. But I would have gone with Something's Fishy or Don't Be Sailfish or Tide You Over. Not necessarily...
The King Cole Bar

King Cole Bar

Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but he was not so merry here after getting the bill. In fact, he cried in his twenty-three dollar glass of Kettle One and hi...
Smyth Lobby Bar

Smyth Lobby Bar

Dudes in suits: not interesting. Dudes with ponytails: not interesting (and in some instances creepy). Dudes in suits with ponytails: waaay interesting. And...
7Square

7Square

The night we showed up for a party here we were greeted by a couple dudes sporting some serious plumber cracks. They were there drilling out the old locks o...
Pinnacle Bar

Pinnacle Bar

I'm not one to frequent Times Square hotel bars, but one could certainly find himself in worse places than 25 stories up, overlooking the tourists, peddlers and...
Hudson Library Bar

Hudson Library Bar

If the library at my university or high school looked anything like this joint, maybe I would have spent a little more time there. As it was, the place might as...
North Square Lounge

North Square Lounge

"I don't see color; I'm a social scientist." True words spoken by a pretentious little prick sitting next to us at this lame excuse for a lounge. The sociology ...
Maritime Lobby Bar

Maritime Lobby Bar

Geez. A sailor-themed bar in Chelsea? No way! Actually, it's not at all as, um, queer as it sounds. Granted, the place does have the requisite super-dancing...
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Morgan’s Bar

Nothing like a subterranean playground for the be-suited and insanely nouveau riche to get your Friday night jumpin'. I actually hate hanging out in places ...
Whiskey Blue

Whiskey Blue

Hello and welcome to the land of the pretentious. So pretentious it comes off as a joke. You have the cliché giant black dude at the door with a headset (go...
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C3

is now: North Square Lounge We've never known anyone who stayed at the Washington Square Hotel, but if you wander downstairs and take a flight down to the b...
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Top of the Tower

So, you want to impress a date? A piano bar, great river and city views, tables filled with multi-national chatter and drinks galore -- 'nuff said. Anyway, ...