2016

Every Man a Menace

Every Man a Menace

First, the title Every Man a Menace is fucking awesome. I don't know what it is, but the construction of it, the word "menace," just everything about it sounds cool. Now...
War Dogs

War Dogs

I suppose this would be Todd Phillips' other film. The one that isn't Old School or The Hangover or even Joker. In fact, I had little recollection that this was even a...
11.22.63

11.22.63

I read Stephen King's 11/22/63 on a beach in Anguilla. Anguilla beaches are beautiful. So I could probably read a book on Hungarian agriculture and be happy with it. But...
Split

Split

Yes, I'm going to start my 2020 movie reviews with a film from 2016. Because why not? Plus, it seemed that Split would describe 2019 pretty well. After all, we all lived...
Welcome to Happiness

Welcome to Happiness

Oh, indie film. I know it’s not a genre in itself, but there is a look and feel that just screams indie. It’s that naturalistic sound, mix of comedy and drama and, of...
Personal Shopper

Personal Shopper

If you like Kristen Stewart, you’re gonna love Personal Shopper. Personally, the only thing I’ve seen her in is Panic Room, a movie in which she was twelve. She was...
Hell or High Water

Hell or High Water

Remember back in the day when all indie movies were about small crimes? Like every single film involved someone heisting or robbing or generally shooting something...
Passengers

Passengers

This seemed like a spectacular way to take two of the most popular actors working and somehow swing and miss so badly. Seriously, though, how do you write what amounts...
Snowden

Snowden

I have to admit that I knew fuck-all about Edward Snowden before heading into this movie. I mean, I'd seen the dude on the news and had a general sense of what Snowden...