Diesel & Duke – Montclair January 30, 2023[CLOSED at this location] I truly hate Duke. The university, not the burger joint. But I won’t hold...
Ruthie’s Bar-B-Q & Pizza September 14, 2021[CLOSED] Barbecue is one of those words that just confounds me. Because it can also be barbeque. But,...
The Press Box Restaurant & Pub August 3, 2021[CLOSED] I’m not certain it’s a fair assessment, but it’s a realistic one: The Press Box has at...
Natureworks – Midtown May 6, 2021[CLOSED] I grew up in California literally eating wheat germ and carob. We used to go to those...
The National Bar & Dining Rooms April 10, 2021[INDEFINITELY CLOSED] Frankly, I’m not certain what the dining rooms part of The National Bar & Dining Rooms...
Hillstone – Midtown March 5, 2021[CLOSED] This is just a Houston’s. Come at me, bro. You, bro. And you, bro. All you bros...
Connolly’s Pub & Restaurant – 5th Ave. February 12, 2021[CLOSED] So, I’m starting off on a weird foot here. Apparently there are up to three of these...
Junior’s Cheesesteaks & Shakes December 21, 2020[CLOSED] No, dude, this ain’t Junior’s Cheesecakes. And stop fucking calling! But… your name. And the striped awning…...
Black Door November 9, 2020[CLOSED] Sedate and lovely. So go the adjectives related to Black Door. More specifically, Black Door’s private party...
Vanillamore June 13, 2020[CLOSED] Vanillamore is a funny place. It’s a restaurant that looks like a cafe whose namesake is essentially...
Copper Johns Pub and Kitchen May 28, 2020[CLOSED] Ah, the ubiquitous Irish pub / sports bar in Midtown Manhattan. Places that serve domestic beer, Guinness...
The Central Bar May 4, 2020[CLOSED] A generic bar name for a generic sports bar. Seems fitting. Because someone actually sat around thinking...
Fin Raw Bar and Kitchen April 24, 2020[CLOSED] We’ve come to Fin several times over the years. When it first opened. Once a couple years...
Casa Piquin April 7, 2020[CLOSED] There’s nothing like subterranean Mexican. And, no, that’s not like a Oaxacan or Yucatán thing. I mean...
The Crosby March 5, 2020[CLOSED] The first time we came to The Crosby was on a sunny Friday afternoon when it first...
Browns Bagels February 5, 2020[CLOSED] Don’t toast your fucking NY bagels. It’s a travesty. The only acceptable toasting of bagels is if...
Ramen Lab December 9, 2019[CLOSED] I am ashamed that I’ve eaten very little in the way of ramen. My first experience was...
Uncle Boons November 8, 2019[CLOSED] This place is bonkers and bananas and also bonkers. Or b ‘n’ b ‘n’ b for short....