Greenwich Village

Cuba

Cuba

When I first attended a boozy brunch at Cuba we were not legally allowed to visit that country as Americans. And, honestly, I’m not…

Carroll Place

Carroll Place

I somehow walked by Kenny’s Castaways probably around a million times in my early life and never went inside. Something about the joint repelled me….

XR Bar

XR Bar

[CLOSED] What’s going on here? Good question. We’re not sure the proprietors of XR Bar know either. What’s with the fortuneteller? What’s with the…

Vol de Nuit

Vol de Nuit

Belgians must think they’re soooo superior. Why else would they open these bars where all they serve is Belgian beers? Where’s the Bud? Where…

Village Ma

Village Ma

[CLOSED] We didn’t technically eat here. We didn’t technically drink here. We do know that they don’t appreciate people barfing in their bathroom, though….

Village

Village

[CLOSED] Anybody who tells you stars are just normal people like you and me has obviously never sat next to Patricia Clarkson at a…

Tio Pepe

Tio Pepe

Arrrriba! Sorry, I have to start all my horrendous Spanish/Mexican reviews with some trite Spanish cliché. It’s a problem, and I’ll work on it…

Slaughtered Lamb

Slaughtered Lamb

Another useless theme restaurant gone horribly awry. Who told these people that death makes people hungry? Decorated in an English dungeon fashion, we assume…

Provence

Provence

[CLOSED] Who doesn’t love the French? Well, that can of worms aside, who doesn’t love comfortable restaurants with good service and good food? I…

Off the Wagon

Off the Wagon

The only memorable thing about this place is the foosball table — and the fact nobody can remember where it is. Maybe that’s testament…