Club MacanudoIf you don’t like big, long, hot, wet things in your mouth, then this is not the place for you. If you do enjoy a nice stogie and expensive drinks, then by all means sidle up to the bar at the Monte Carlo of Midtown cigar bars. Of course, if your name isn’t Schwarzenegger or Steinbrenner, don’t try to get into the mysterious roped off dining area, where they don’t take American Express or guys with a net worth under $100 million. Even cooler than being able to finagle your way behind the rope is purchasing your very own humidor, and count yourself in the company of the likes of the aforementioned duo, Joe Pesci, Steven Baldwin and Luis Soho. [MF]

26 E 63rd St. (bet. Park & Madison Ave.)