There is a definite generic quality to the series name MobLand. Yes, you have the capitalized ‘L’ in the middle of the title, but it is instantly forgettable. It’s not the James Mangold movie, Cop Land. Nor the criminally lost-to-time …

To think this could have been my life. Or at least the life I imagined for myself. Because I’m an unrealistic punk who has none of the smarts, chutzpah or general lack of scruples needed to make it in Hollywood. At least to the levels to which our characters climb. …

I’m honestly not even sure how we ended up watching The Residence. I think there was somehow a lull in our TV schedule and it slipped in as a planned background watch. The problem, as I’ve stated many times, is that I’m bad at not watching whatever is in front …

Ms. Hipster and I never call shows we watch by their real name. This one we called Confused President. Or sometimes Confused De Niro. They’re never creative titles. Just ones that pretty much describe what happens in the series. Simple, straight-forward titles that we both recognize easily. Because we too …

Album Reviews

I know there are child labor laws, but I’m not certain at what point they apply to playing rock ‘n’ roll? Granted, I think the members of Lifeguard average out …

The first time I listened to this album I pretty much looked around to make sure I wasn’t being  punked. …

It’s been, what, twenty-one years since we got our last Mclusky album. Shit, it’s been almost that long since the …

This album makes me wonder what Ugly Kid Joe is up to these days. And, look, I’m not saying Origami …

Movie Reviews

What in the hell are we doing here? $180 million movies that have no aspiration other than running some trailers with some bankable stars to entice users to maybe purchase a month of streaming on their service. It’s cynical and …

So, it turns out there is something bad about watching movies on an airplane. Beside the tiny screen it turns out they sometimes edit the shit out of the thing. I mean I kind of knew that, but I thought that was a thing of the past. When they used …

This is what happens when I’m on a plane and there’s an A24 section in the in-flight entertainment screen. I click on some movie called Problemista that I’ve never heard of and wouldn’t have had I not had five or six hours to kill. The trailer looked whimsical and weird …

I had so many clever things to say about Gen X after watching Flipside, but in the ultimate ironic twist, my old-ass brain couldn’t hold onto them for long enough to make it to the page. I’m telling you, it was super-insightful. It was all about the long-dead concept of …

Book Reviews

The first bit of this novel felt good. After years of generally disliking or being just okay with books, I felt that good ol’ stirring in my soul that great writing and a story can elicit. Not in a modern …

Look at me dipping into genre fiction! But, really, I’ve been doing it for years. I’ve just been intrigued by crime fiction in recent times. I’m not sure why, honestly. Every time I finish one of these novels filled with violence and tough guys I feel like perhaps I’m too …

You’re overselling your novel just a little too much when you name it The Plot. It’s like calling a racehorse The Winner. Or a burger joint The Burger. Sure, it sells it and tells you exactly what it’s about, but you have to expect that the plot in The Plot …

I’ve somehow gone my entire life without reading an Elmore Leonard novel. Sure, I’ve seen the multitude of his books and stories that have been adapted for film and TV, but I’ve never sat down and read his prose. Which is weird, considering that the mix of all that makes …

Podcast Reviews

I guess this is what you’d call low stakes in the true crime game. Nobody is dead, there’s no like CSI evidence and, ultimately, the bad guy is one of …

I was a fan of Reply All. And was in the middle of my glory with it when “The Test …

Psychogenic illness is fascinating. Mass psychogenic illness is even more interesting. Such was the case in Leroy, NY when a whole group …

I am a child of the 90s. Okay, I’m a young adult of the 90s. Which makes me perfectly situated …

Booze & Grub: NYC

Apparently the owner of Charcoal Grill thought it was time for a change, so he got a new cart and rebranded it King Tut! This guy was nice enough to …

Who wouldn’t be thrilled with the promise of all-you-can-eat meat (aside from those pesky vegans, vegetarians, PETA members, Hindus, etc.)? …

I have to admit that I don’t really get the gimmick here — and have no doubt, people, this joint …

In my experience with Mexican food, which began as a small child in Los Angeles, it was never dainty. Burritos …

To call this place a dive is doing it a real disservice. It’s more like a comfortable studio apartment, really. …

Now why would an owner of a restaurant go ahead and put a date in the name of his restaurant? …

Booze & Grub: NJ

If you ever felt like you needed to eat ramen inside a comic book, Ani Ramen might be your thing. The lighting, the noise level, the high-contrast black-and-white paint and …

Before this was The Sopranos joint, it was just the local rundown diner and ice cream parlor where your little …

As a man who has been to Ireland no less then two times, I can tell you that this is …

Samba may not be the biggest restaurant on Earth. In fact, it may be one of the smallest. But that …

Let’s get this straight: this is a gimmick. If you’re looking to eat “good” sushi, a restaurant where you’re delivered …

Nutley is not the first town one thinks about when they think of “cool.” Mostly they think about a racist …

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