Midtown East

Draught 55

Draught 55

I’ll give you two guesses what street this joint sits on. Ok, I’ll give you no guesses (and I’ll even put the address down at…

Tres Carnes

Tres Carnes (Midtown East)

I’m always a little skeptical of chain restaurants that claim to have this crazy process that makes their food unique. Tres Carnes claims slow-smoke awesomeness…

Whiskey Blue

Whiskey Blue

Hello and welcome to the land of the pretentious. So pretentious it comes off as a joke. You have the cliché giant black dude at…

Uncle Gussy's

Uncle Gussy’s

I’m not sure what’s up with Greeks and their Uncles. In fact the whole uncle concept is kind of creepy. There was a time when…

Typhoon Brewery

Typhoon Brewery

[CLOSED] is now: Papillon Bistro & Bar Surprisingly upscale, this brewery is one step above your typical city brewpub. Decorated in that weird early nineties fashion…

TSE Yang

TSE Yang

[CLOSED] Tse Yang loosely translated is: pretentious, overpriced midtown bullshit. Again, we say that there is no way to make gourmet Chinese food. Chinese food…

Toasties East at 48

Toasties East at 48

Toasties, by look and feel alone, is what you kind of imagine your ultimate sandwich joint to be. It’s a little bit white and space…

Tina's Cuban

Tina’s Cuban Cuisine

There’s a reason why this place is always packed. Aside from the fact that this neighborhood is crowded with restaurants that are either weird, subpar,…

Tao

Tao

Look, I’m Carrie Bradshaw–with about 65 pounds packed on, of course. There’s no telling if art imitated life or the other way around when it…

Reliable Food Corp.

Reliable Food Corp.

If cleanliness is your thing, I would keep on walking by. If crankin’ out sandwiches by the dozen in an amazingly efficient manner from behind…

Quiznos (Midtown West)

Quiznos (Midtown West)

[CLOSED] We’re going to skip right over talking about this company’s awful ad campaigns (remember the blowdart-to-the-neck commercial?) and get right to the food. The…

Pop Burger East

Pop Burger (East)

[CLOSED] Is it a bar or a club or a burger joint or something of a Frankensteined mish-mash of nonsense? The answer lies somewhere in…

Pig 'n' Whistle

Pig ‘n’ Whistle

Sure it’s authentic and everything (complete with Irish waitresses, wood and the stink of beer), but even authenticity can’t save some pubs from sucking. This…