Pizza

Zesty

Zesty Pizzeria

[CLOSED] What can we say about Zesty? Actually, not much, as it’s just another take-out-type pizza place that’s too brightly lit and not particularly clean….

Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe

Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe

Everything to everyone. Isn’t that the old adage? What the hell is an adage anyway? And what kind of place serves muffins, gourmet sandwiches, cake…

Roma Pizza

Roma Pizza

Like the great Phoenix, Roma Pizza rises from the ashes of the great La Mia Pizzeria. Honestly, we see absolutely no difference between the two….

Pomodoro Pizza

Pomodoro Pizza

What amounts to a greasy pizza shop with a few tables crammed into it, Pomodoro was surprisingly satisfying for a place with no character whatsoever….

Papa Perrone's

Papa Perrone’s

[CLOSED] I grew up on a coast with no Italians. My only reference was the Godfather movies and Tony Danza. Not only did that narrow…

Otoo

Otto Enoteca Pizzeria

I can’t hear the name Otto without thinking about the worst mascot in college sports history. I’m speaking, of course, about the smiling piece of…

Naples 45

Naples 45

“Brick oven pizzas the size of surfboards,” “Meatballs that taste like bricks,” “Waiters who are completely brickheaded.” These are all comments that have come from…

Mitchel London Pizza

Mitchel London Pizza

[CLOSED] The fact that the owners of Burgers & Cupcakes could even pull it together long enough to open a second restaurant is almost beyond…

Mimma’s Pizza

Mimma’s Pizza

[CLOSED] The original joint that inspired the timeless pun, “You can watch a chicken roll, but you can’t watch a chicken roll,” Mimma’s serves up…

Mama Sbarro’s

Mama Sbarro’s

[CLOSED] This place confuses the crap out of us. It seems to be a regular Sbarro’s (the chain you find in every mall in America),…