Anchor Bar – New York City July 13, 2019[CLOSED] Anchor Bar is supposedly the home of the original Buffalo wing. This bar is obviously not in...
The Up & Up July 3, 2019It’s an ironic name (kind of like the mustache on that dude hanging in the doorway), but also...
The Halal Guys June 14, 2019Sorry, I know this cart (which is now an army of carts) is popular and supposedly one of...
Boulton & Watt May 31, 2019The last time I was in this space it was an awful mish-mash sports dive bar called Nice...
Hunan Slurp May 9, 2019Generally you like your restaurants to have appetizing names. You know, names that evoke velvety richness, or hominess....
Miss Lily’s 7A Cafe April 17, 2019I’ve been to Jamaica. I’ve been to Turks & Caicos. That doesn’t make me special per se, but...
Amor y Amargo April 4, 2019Being a bar in NYC must be tough. First, there are like a million of them. Second, even...
The Penny Farthing March 15, 2019There are bars out there that you only end up in late at night and can’t seem to...
Ess-a-Bagel March 7, 2019Sometimes you just want a bagel. Sometimes you just want a sandwich on a bagel. And, yes, I...
Omakasa – Midtown West March 3, 2019[CLOSED] There’s nothing like taking a real word and bastardizing it to name your business. In this case...
Aldo Sohm Wine Bar February 20, 2019I feel like this is at least the second wine bar I’ve reviewed in the past couple months....
Naya Mezze & Grill February 17, 2019This place is so unassuming on the outside, you’d never know the front doors would reveal some sort...
Keens Steakhouse February 5, 2019Shouldn’t it be Keen’s Steakhouse, like with a possessive ‘s’? And who is this Keen dude? And why...
The Malt House – Greenwich Village January 24, 2019Somewhat of a cross between an ancient Irish pub and something you might find in The Shire, The...
The Smith – Midtown January 14, 2019The Smith certainly didn’t try too hard in the naming category. Especially considering there are four locations in...
La Cava January 5, 2019Oh the wine bar. Ever so refined and genteel. Almost a rejection of everything that is masculine and...
Hudson Station December 30, 2018[CLOSED] You know that place you duck into when it’s raining really hard and there’s absolutely nothing else...
Spuyten Duyvil December 16, 2018It’s like a party at your friend’s shitty borough apartment. Because it’s a bar in a shitty borough...