Psychological Thriller

Personal Shopper

Personal Shopper

If you like Kristen Stewart, you’re gonna love Personal Shopper. Personally, the only thing I’ve seen her in is Panic Room, a movie in which she was twelve. She was...
Unsane

Unsane

Steven Soderbergh, the man behind the Ocean’s movies and all sorts of other commercial-type stuff both decent and not as much, is now apparently an “experimental”...
Buster's Mal Heart

Buster’s Mal Heart

Buster's Mal Heart really goes for it. In that I mean it takes any number of indie film tropes from years past, mixes in biblical references, conspiracy, myster...
Trance

Trance

Rating:  This movie is such an amazingly over-engineered pile of crap, it's shocking that Danny Boyle didn't Alan Smithee the shit out of it. Like drown ...
The One I Love

The One I Love

Rating:  First we start with this amazingly creepy poster. I mean, Duplass looks like a serial killer and Moss looks like some awful painting out of The ...
Stoker

Stoker

Rating:  So apparently this movie was written by Wentworth Miller. Who, you ask, is that? Is it some duke or lord sitting in an English manor with hi...
We Need to Talk About Kevin

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Rating:  First off, we need to talk about the name Kevin. Nothing good ever came from that name. It's like asking for your son to be a psycho. And from...
Shutter Island

Shutter Island

Rating:  Second rate schlock. I know it's almost not fair saying this about a film created by one of our best living directors, but in this case I go...
The Number 23

The Number 23

Rating:  Do you ever watch a movie you just know is gonna suck? You ask yourself, "How bad could it really be?" The answer is: about this bad. One of...
The Village

The Village

Rating:  I must say that I was excited to see this one when the first trailers came out. It looked scary and suspenseful and smart. Unfortunately it en...
Suspect Zero

Suspect Zero

Rating:  Absolute zero. A horrible, second-rate psycho killer story about an ex-military remote-viewer (Kingsley) who is tracking serial killers, whi...
Taking Lives

Taking Lives

Rating:  Not even a nude sex scene with Angelina Jolie can boost this stinker above one star. Shit, I'd give Gia an extra star just for her taking of...
Secret Window

Secret Window

Rating:  Oh, Jesus. The second you see John Turturro in that Amish getup, you know this movie is gonna suck. Plus, we know Stephen King struck gold w...
Identity

Identity

Rating:  This one's going to be tough to bust on without giving away a large part of the plot "twist." Mind you, this twist sounds suspiciously like ...
Vanilla Sky

Vanilla Sky

Rating:  Where to start. Let's start at the beginning--or is it the ending? Am I dreaming or am I awake? Am I maimed or am I still a matinee idol? I wi...
Frailty

Frailty

Rating:  Good idea. Poor execution. It's so sad when a movie that seems to have all the potential in the world goes down the tubes. From the first minu...
Memento

Memento

Rating:  This is the first movie I have written about on this site that I have given the coveted five-star stamp of approval. I'm a huge fan of origina...
The Talented Mr. Ripley

The Talented Mr. Ripley

Rating:  This is the movie that might make you exclaim, "How gay was that shit!?" Seriously, Matt Damon is really creepy as the gay sociopath Tom Rip...