I'm completely ignorant about history. I think there was some war in the late 30's and early 40's, and I believe there were a bunch of countries involved. I think it
This is the movie that made it okay for me to go see the opera Carmen. In fact, this movie had me humming "Toreador" to myself as an adolescent when I first saw it back
Oh, Jesus. The second you see John Turturro in that Amish getup, you know this movie is gonna suck. Plus, we know Stephen King struck gold with Misery, but did anyone
I take it this is supposed to be a euphemism for "fart." In which case, this film already starts off on an infantile, albeit, clever start. If you've ever seen one of
Well, the title is intriguing, right? What's not intriguing is Campbell Scott's mustache. That thing is just plain creepy. The funny thing is, I can't ever see that guy
This movie was a waste of time for everyone involved. It was like an ode to mediocrity and conventionalism. If there was a screenwriting program (which I believe there
In the wake of the crushing defeat that was the 2004 presidential election, I can't help but think that all the hype over this movie was just a bunch of overblown piling
Oh crap, where do I start with this one? I'm pre-disposed to hating club kids. The whole life of decadence thing just isn't my style. It makes me just want to slap the
I seem to see about two movies a year in the theater these days. I don't know what the hell has happened other than my life has gotten very busy and I find that there
This one's going to be tough to bust on without giving away a large part of the plot "twist." Mind you, this twist sounds suspiciously like something my friends and I
Billy, do you like gay pirate movies? Have you ever worn a Versace headscarf, blacked out your teeth and swaggered around like Tony Blair high on Quaaludes and champagne
There is a reason that our parents always told us to read books. They're infinitely more descriptive, introspective and complex than movies and television. Of course
Stop me if you've seen this one before... A rich family full of hateful, quirky characters self destructs, only to be redeemed by the death of a matriarch/patriarch. Throw
Where to start? Well, I guess the beginning is the best place. First, we have an Adam Sandler movie that's as far away from your typical Adam Sandler movie as any movie
Who, exactly, did they think was the target audience for this piece of crap? Of course I wasted my time watching it, but I'm a sucker for bad movies--plus I thought Jami
How does this crap get made? Better yet, why do people agree to star in them? Paltrow won a damn Oscar. Ruffalo has a burgeoning career. Myers is... well, Myers is another
Are we supposed to pretend that Revenge of the Nerds and Animal Housenever existed? That seems to be what the makers of Old School are asking us to do. Maybe they're
I always find book adaptations fascinating. There are some books out there that feel as if the authors actually wrote with actors in mind, counting the option money for