Absolute zero. A horrible, second-rate psycho killer story about an ex-military remote-viewer (Kingsley) who is tracking serial killers, while becoming a serial killer
Stuff happens during wartime that nobody is proud of. You have prisoner torture, the wholesale slaughter of entire villages of innocent citizens and horrible friendly
Every once in a while I need to see a serious film. I don't mean serious in like a Sally-has-a-barfing-problem kind of way, but serious in that it has a true point of
Lock stock and two smoking Snatches. Yeah, you heard me, bloke! This whole Brit gangster movie has become a bloody genre. The nice part is that it's a genre that doesn't
This is the last time I accidentally add a film to my queue. Okay, it won't be the last time, but it'll certainly be the last time I watch a movie I've accidentally added
When I heard Tim Burton was remaking Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (or Willy Wonka as the case may be), I almost wet myself. One of my favorite childhood movies remade
I liked it better when it was called Heathers. I don't know if this was billed as a remake of that film (or was some ''reinterpretation'' of a Shakespeare play), but
No matter which way you slice it, this thing is a classic. The plot is weak and formulaic. The direction is lame and amateurish. The acting is one step above community
Apparently I'm like an asshole or something. I just don't like these movies — despite everyone on Earth telling me I should. I didn't like Old School that much. I didn't
I have a Blockbuster Online account that I get for free through work. It's basically a giant rip off of Netflix. I know because I helped build it. So you basically sit
Merde is French for "shit," right? Well, this movie bites in any language. As if watching a dubbed movie wasn't bad enough; I was forced to view this drek on a transcontinental
Let's start this off with the admission that I don't know anything about graphic novels. Shit, I still called 'em comics until about eight words ago. I seem to recall
There's a weird sheen over this whole movie. Perhaps it's the strange similarity (in title only) to In the Company of Men. In fact, when I put this film in my queue, I
I was told by someone to go rent this film, and if it wasn't one of the funniest movies I'd ever seen, she would never suggest another movie ever again. That someone
Wow. I mean, wow. I should have known from the brief description on my digital cable system that this was gonna be a stinker. Truth be told, I knew it was going to suck
I haven't been this torn about a movie in quite a while. I was actually rather enjoying it until I spotted Ms. Hipster rolling her eyes and even once throwing back her
Not even a nude sex scene with Angelina Jolie can boost this stinker above one star. Shit, I'd give Gia an extra star just for her taking off her top and trying to grind