Sandwich Shop

Wrapsody

Wrapsody

[CLOSED] You easterners have this apprehension about eating anything called a wrap. You think it’ll make you soft, faggy and somehow align you with California-like…

Wholesome Wraps

Wholesome Wraps

[CLOSED] I’m still trying to figure out how a tortilla filled with cubes of cheese could technically be “healthy” or “wholesome,” but I’m the same…

Trio French Bakery

Trio French Bakery

[CLOSED] I felt like George in the soup Nazi episode trying to order a sandwich in this joint. There was a line of about six…

Tom’s Gourmet Cafe

Tom’s Gourmet Cafe

[CLOSED] The term “gourmet” is used way too loosely these days. What the hell makes something “gourmet?” Is it a matter of using expensive ingredients?…

Toasties East at 48

Toasties East at 48

Toasties, by look and feel alone, is what you kind of imagine your ultimate sandwich joint to be. It’s a little bit white and space…

Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe

Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe

Everything to everyone. Isn’t that the old adage? What the hell is an adage anyway? And what kind of place serves muffins, gourmet sandwiches, cake…

Tartare

Tartare

[CLOSED] You know, with a little Crest, one can really rid oneself of this problem. Ooh, the ‘e’ makes all the difference apparently. Rather than…

Subway (Times Square)

Subway (Times Square)

This place is a mess. Apparently Papa John’s Pizza has moved into the same space, making the already weird restaurant even weirder. The front door…

Subway (Murray Hill)

Subway (Murray Hill)

I swear this is the second-to-last Subway at which I will ever eat. How do I know that? Because there’s somewhat of lag between Mr….

Subway (Midtown West)

Subway (Midtown West)

Well, we’ll certainly give this place the efficiency award. They have the production line thing down to a science. One guy gets your bread, passes…

Subway (Hell’s Kitchen)

Subway (Hell’s Kitchen)

[CLOSED] For some reason when God built establishments on 9th Avenue, he made them very small. He subdivided and then subdivided again. What we’re left…

Schlotzsky’s

Schlotzsky’s

[CLOSED] There’s something perverse about a “deli” being a public company (Nasdaq: BUNZ), let alone being sold on Nasdaq, but this is the world we…

Say Cheese!

Say Cheese!

[CLOSED] This joint sounds as if it should be a photo studio for infants–you know the ones with the fake background with swans or a…

Savour

[CLOSED] And just when you thought it was safe… Your next-door neighbor engulfs you. Savour is now part of the amoebic Teresa’s. Shame, really, as…

Sandwich Planet

Sandwich Planet

[CLOSED] If this joint were really a planet, it would be Pluto. Not quite a planet, not quite a floating space rock, but somewhere in…

Quiznos (Murray Hill)

Quiznos (Murray Hill)

[CLOSED] Why does toasting make sandwiches so damn good? I mean it’s a pretty simple concept, but one that like catapults the normal sub into…

Quiznos (Midtown West)

Quiznos (Midtown West)

[CLOSED] We’re going to skip right over talking about this company’s awful ad campaigns (remember the blowdart-to-the-neck commercial?) and get right to the food. The…

Pret a Manger Turtle Bay

Pret a Manger (Turtle Bay)

Ah, Pret. You’re like the white working man’s Subway. Or something… Since they changed my favorite tuna sandwich and then made some tweaks to my…