Whoever said quality over quantity has never talked to Tony, ’cause he’d knock that schmuck’s nose right off his face. Tony believes in family style — big ass portions, with little frills and little attention to flavor. Yes, the place is okay if you have 27 relatives in town and can’t squeeze their fat asses into one of the small UESItalian joints, but you could do just as well piling ten boxes of Ronzoni in a pot and getting a vat of Ragu and making the mess yourself. [MF]
